tekkie ,
@tekkie@mstdn.social avatar

We’ve reached the point of having to patch the of your shoes.

NakariLexfortaine ,

"Thank you for your purchase of a pair of Nike AirConnect shoes. Please be aware that, at times, you may need to pair your shoes with an internet connection to update certain features.

These features include, but aren't limited to, step tracking, distance tracking, RealFeel™ Ground Weather information.

Failure to update in a timely manner may lead to software malfunctions such as tying your laces together right before you go down the stairs."

TheImpressiveX ,
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

"Why would shoes need to be connected to the Internet?"

"To download software updates."

"Why would shoes need to download software updates?"

"To fix security vulnerabilities."

"And why would shoes have security vulnerabilities?"

"Because they're connected to the Internet."

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry I can't go running today, my shoes bricked.

perviouslyiner ,

Sorry my bike light is flashing yellow instead of red, officer - the Bluetooth app to change it is on another phone.

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