@futurebird It was a sterile biology lesson, devoid of useful, actionable information, designed to balance the unbalanceable goals of appeasing both the parents who wanted their kids to a) not get pregnant and b) not get AIDS with the goddy types who wished their children to get AIDS and/or pregnant while somehow remaining blissfully innocent.
I came away from it knowing how to say “Vas deferens”. Near-complete ignorance was achieved, putting it on par w math, science, and French.