DuncanK , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts I require this helmets to have extremely wide floppy brims and adorned with flowers!

cwjohan , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts It would be great if I could get one of these rubber helmets. I’ve been hit by lightning six times already today. It’s giving me a bad headache.

Heinzenstein , 4 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
Giraffes at the cinema wear special neck armour so they can survive being attacked by the people in the row behind them.

#ThatsWhatIRead

bipedalprog , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts well, I suppose I haven't been to the zoo in a while. Guess I have to go soon.

darrenmorin , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts @sarkasmo This entire thread just became a WEBN skit

GeePawHill , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Wait. Is that weird? i always wear a rubber helmet. I thought every lightning-cautious person did.

fkamiah17 , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts I thought they'd been trained to headbutt anyone with a MAGA cap on.

PerryM , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

Low ... your post is more serious than you might have imagined. 2 giraffes were struck by lightning and killed at the Lion County Safari Park in Florida in 2019. A huge buffet was held later that week.

gilesforyou , 5 months ago

@lowqualityfacts Do you provide even lower quality facts written in your non-dominant hand for premium donors?