GottaLaff ,
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“When ABC News reported on Wed that House Ethics Committee acquired text messages betw a young woman involved in sex trafficking investigation & Rep. Matt (R-FL), Gaetz spox told ABC that the congressman “does not know anything about the woman you’re referencing.”

That seems extraordinarily unlikely…

this woman told prosecutors in 2021 that she had sex with Gaetz at a drug-fueled party that she was paid to attend” 1/… https://www.thedailybeast.com/witness-told-feds-she-was-paid-for-sex-parties-with-matt-gaetz

ClassyT ,
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@GottaLaff HMM…KARMA IS EVERYWHERE!

zachvat ,
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@GottaLaff

Taking a page from The Mango Moron's playbook: Why, I never met the woman! 🤣

otownKim ,
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@GottaLaff I hope the Panhandle Pedo gets prosecuted!!!!

GatekeepKen ,
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@otownKim @GottaLaff

Rapey McForehead

otownKim ,
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@GatekeepKen @GottaLaff 🤮🤮🤮

tleekeene ,
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@GottaLaff Lock him up!

lyda ,
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@GottaLaff Not really material to this story and I don't really know which is Beavis and which is Butthead, but I'm pretty sure Gaetz looks like one of them. The colors on this picture finally helped me clock who he looked like.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@lyda 😂

Doreen32128 ,
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@GottaLaff McCarthy is going to gather the dirt and bring this guy down and I’m here for it!

solownh ,
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@GottaLaff This is what happens when Florida Man gets elected to congress

GottaLaff OP ,
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@solownh I hesitate to call him a man

solownh ,
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@GottaLaff

Good point.

tdwllms1 ,
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@GottaLaff

this is awesome... it's so important to take out the liars and deviants... which appears to be most of the GOP....

JaneDoeTheFirst ,
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@GottaLaff

Why not call them what they are- orgies? Plus sex trafficking and probably rape (if minors involved) and illicit drugs. I hope this blows wide open.

Lazarou ,
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@GottaLaff "Notorious Sex Criminal One Step Closer To Justice"

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Lazarou 🤞🏼

nonproductive ,
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@GottaLaff
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman", claimed Congressman Gaetz.
When pressed, under oath, he added "I merely snorted cocaine off her buttocks and raw dogged her while wearing a Trump mask. But there was no relationship...I'm not even sure I remember her name. I just called her 'Ivanka' She told me she was 35."

GottaLaff OP ,
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@nonproductive This one was 21

nonproductive ,
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@GottaLaff Probably one of the only legal things Gaetz has done as a congressman. 😉

GottaLaff OP ,
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2/ “the woman, in fact, received payments in connection with multiple sex parties with people in Gaetz’s circle. Her lawyer said that, in response to a subpoena, she testified about her experiences to the U.S. Attorneys investigating Gaetz. And she turned over text messages, photos, and other evidence to the Justice Department as part of its child sex trafficking inquiry into the Florida congressman, the lawyer said.”

aliza ,
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@GottaLaff I sure hope this one sinks Gaetz... I cant stand that dude... I am sure there are a lot of folks in congress that are chomping at the bit for him to be gone...

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Wileymiller ,
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@GottaLaff
Right...just like Trump had no idea who E. Jean Carrol is.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Wileymiller E who now? Trump as he writes bad checks to pay his fines.

steveo1049 ,
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Well, when your cult leader is a pathological liar and he gets away with it …@GottaLaff

LyleDAL ,
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@GottaLaff Photos?

Oh, no no no no no! EW!

LGsMom ,
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@GottaLaff Isn’t this the woman who received venmo payments from Gaetz and his pal Greenburg? In a Wile E Coyote streak of super genius, didn’t they label the venmo payments “tuition” in order to throw the feds off their trail?

ClassyT ,
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@GottaLaff OOOH WEEE! I LOVE IT WHEN RECEIPTS TELL THE “REAL” STORY!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@ClassyT Me tooooo!

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