intransitivelie ,
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I can't get drunk because it costs too much. I can't get high because my psychiatrist drug-tests me. Caffeine means nothing to me and I'm starting to suspect that I'm developing a tolerance for amphetamines. But I still get lightheaded when I stand up too quickly, so I guess if worse comes to worst, I'll just stand up too quickly a bunch of times until I fall over or something. #party

sollat ,
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I used to scroll the Worst Cats site until I felt better. I think there’s an archive of it somewhere. Baby hippos make terribly moist cats.

sollat ,
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@intransitivelie
This one is my favorite.

#WorstCats

Picture of a baby hippo, innocently standing somewhere. Most of the hippo is brown, but it has very pink skin on the underside of its head and neck, as well as in the folds of which there are a few. Text from the meme: I posted this picture before and someone said this cat looks a little bit like steak. It does. It looks a little like steak.
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