Decided to reset my diet back to protein, veggies, and a little fruit. Ordered groceries for delivery and happily lugged sacks of produce up the stairs. But sabotage lurked beneath my broccoli and black bean burgers: someone's box of "mini bear chocolate graham crackers."
[me] I got these by accident. I'll leave them on the porch for you to pick up.
[delivery person] Those were mine, but it's OK. Keep them.
30 bears of doom later...IT WAS NOT OK #diet