It's Friday, the internet is down so... welcome to Fuckit Friday! Grab those papers off your desk and just tip them off. Riiiiight into the bin. Because fuck it.
Close your inbox, don't even bother trying to get it to zero. Because fuckit. Just grab your stuff and leave. Go for a walk somewhere nice.
Appreciate the dying remains of this planet we've fucked over, because fuckit.
Grab a coffee. Fire a billionaire into the sun using a huge trebuchet.
