Maybe it's the heat, but it says something about the state of #USPol that I sent this gag article to my partner and he started reading it—already aware of the headline—thinking that it was legit journalism.
Anyway, you don't need to read this. But then again, maybe you do.
"Every Muppet Ranked By How Well They Could Replace Biden"
"Joe Biden’s debate performance was so bad Democrats wished he were on strings with someone else’s hand up his ass making him talk, or at the very least seem awake. It’s starting to seem that if we have any chance of stopping Trump and the fascist tide of Project 2025, the Democrats need a new candidate, and given the DNC’s fondness for puppets, a Muppet seems like the most likely prospect. They have brand recognition, people trust them, and unlike our current President, they can talk."