It depends on how you read the bible. I recall at USAFA our English professor had us read a biblical story...but it so happens it was the one about Rachel menstruating on the statues of idols, under her skirt. Turns out the bible also has some stand-up humor in it, too.
Soooo, let's see how this pans out, teachers teaching from a book that won't even be (technically) allowed to be in the library.
Rachel bleeding on the statues...gotta love it. Fundamentalists have had their heads screwed with, most since birth.