GottaLaff ,
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Via @Brandi_Buchman:

Oh so definitely we want AI writing the news then

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philip lewis:

McDonald’s is ditching its drive-through AI ordering system after too many customers wound up with totally incorrect orders like a handful of butter, hundreds of chicken nuggets, and ice cream loaded with bacon

LoneLocust ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman @jaystovall Wait… you can get a handful of butter at MickyDs?

heads out the door

Aviva_Gary ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman shocked Pikachu face

What??? No... 👀

KanaMauna ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman But wait a second, the kitchen staff are still human. Are we sure that they weren’t messing with the customers in solidarity with the window staff?

hurt138 ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman 100 chicken nuggets and bacon loaded ice cream could be pretty good.

Kencf618033 ,
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@GottaLaff
And a thousand telephones which don't ring.

@Brandi_Buchman

PizzaDemon ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman the ice cream machine was actually working AND the order came with bacon?

Who complained about that??

I'm a vegetarian and I'd be happy with that.

TheEjj ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman “Hundreds of chicken nuggets,”

Let’s slow down with the AI hate everyone, the machines might be on to something here.

galad ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman I can’t wait for the AI bubble to pop. It’s the one economic bubble certain to only hurt idiots.

jimthewhyguy ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman Aaaaand now I have the final article for my upcoming presentation at Oracle Cloud World this September about why AI isn't really thinking, reasoning, or becoming sentient anytime soon. 🤣

CurtAdams ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman Surprised the limited McD's kitchens could even produce some of those orders.

JaneinNJ ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman Thank you for a good laugh, which I for one can use!

ministerofimpediments ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman …they’ll continue to use AI in news articles because there is no negative result for them.
McDonald’s is different…it costs them money. If I ask for 10 nuggets and AI screws up and makes 100…I’m not going to pay for the 100…probably not the 10 either. I’m also probably not coming back to whatever McDonald’s it was too.

engineerably ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman there's a company in Boston I think vend automated salad prepared on site
🥗⏳

selteen676 ,

@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman hi laffy love your pf because i love cats

GottaLaff OP ,
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@selteen676 ? My profile pic includes my dog, no cats.

5teverin0 ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman Honestly, I would never turn down a handful of butter, hundreds of nuggets or (especially) ice cream with bacon sprinkles.

horqua ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman Gotta admit: I could go for the bacon loaded ice cream.

DebR ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman As if their food was gross enough already…

Csosorchid ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman Wait, there was a working ice cream machine?

GottaLaff OP ,
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Chancerubbage ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman @WarnerCrocker

Silly. Everyone knows McDonalds Ice Cream machines don’t work, probably a top down conspiracy from C suite that wants out of ice cream and milkshake sales.

ochaos ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman I have to admit a Bacon McFlurry doesn't sound half bad.

msbellows ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman Okay but have you considered that maybe an AI wrote that news story you just posted and in reality it has nothing to do with automated ordering but with McDonald's ditching all their milkshake machines and replacing them with ones that actually work?

Bodling ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman I have to wonder, tho, just how many of those customers were trying to screw around with the AI.

iuculano ,
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@GottaLaff

Hmmm...considers ice cream loaded with bacon...the sweet/salty dichotomy could be interesting
:)

@Brandi_Buchman

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binaryequation ,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman If everyone at McDonald's used the app to order the line would be half as long. I drive up, give the cashier a four character string, and move along. Couldn't be easier.

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