A story from bash.org - WORST NIGHT OUT EVER!... - random

chgowiz , 9 days ago

A story from bash.org - WORST NIGHT OUT EVER!

(from: http://bash.org/?608100)

A screenshot from a portion of a chat from IRC (Internet Relay Chat). It reads:

<cassius_clayl3> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar

<cassius_clayl3> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

<cassius_clayl3> so i helped him walk to the toilet

<cassius_clayl3> all the stalls were occupied

<emoti_conmarzist> lol

<cassius_clayl3> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

<cassius_clayl3> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open

<cassius_clayl3> and there's this guy in there taking a shit

<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha

<cassius_clayl3> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

<cassius_clayl3> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first

<cassius_clayl3> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face

<cassiusclayl3> and runs away

<cassius_clayl3> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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