bontchev ,
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Q: What's a CISO?

A: The guy who gets blamed when the disaster he warned about happens because the measures he recommended weren't taken.

gary_alderson ,
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@bontchev the guy who left to go to law school

Zotmeister ,
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@bontchev The 'I' stands for "I told you", as in "see I told you so".

garthc ,
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@bontchev Also stands for “ Cassandra is so obnoxious”

engagedpractx ,
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@bontchev it's fucken 2024 mate why is your hypothetical C-suite exemplar still male

SpaceLifeForm ,

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Definitely not the bus driver when impact happens.

henryk ,
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@bontchev I've heard the term expanded as "Cyber Incident Sacrificial Offering".

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