GottaLaff ,
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Humans are pathetically self-serving and short sighted.

This alert just popped up, via WaPo:

"Hurricanes are getting so intense that scientists are proposing a new tier: Category 6
For years, meteorologists have debated whether the five-step hurricane scale adequately captures the hazards of today’s storms. In new research, scientists say a growing number of storms merit a new tier, including five storms since 2013."

Lazarou ,
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@GottaLaff They should call them "Petrol Storms" in honour of the industry that brought us them

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Lazarou That is PERFECT.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Lazarou Or GOP Storms

lil_meow_meow ,
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@Lazarou

We should name all hurricanes, cyclones etc. after fossil companies and those whose business model is based on burning fossils.

Hurricanes Exxon, Ford, ...

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GottaLaff OP ,
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@lil_meow_meow @Lazarou Hurricane GOP.

Npars01 ,
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@GottaLaff

Scary. It worries me that people will blow off warnings for category 4 and 5 if they do that. I think they should just include 2 in 1 and change the parameters for each. That way you still only have 5. Not that anyone asked or my opinion would matter with scientists at all 😁

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Mary625 I doubt anyone would blow off 5s. All they’d have to do is look out the window.

Mary625 ,
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@GottaLaff

True.

nonproductive ,
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TheNovemberMan ,

@GottaLaff I'm waiting for a GOP "weather expert" to tell us that it's actually a good thing because it's progress 🙄

GottaLaff OP ,
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@TheNovemberMan Seriously

GatekeepKen ,
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@GottaLaff

Why don't the scientist make it easy. Just use dollar signs,
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$$$$$=MOFO

Lizette603_23 ,
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@GottaLaff Hey, we found TWO THINGS we're good at, talk about unsupportive (stupid smile)

ariatorus ,
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@GottaLaff Our hurricanes go to 11

ralfmaximus ,
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@GottaLaff

We should also reconsider the naming convention. Nobody is afraid of Hurricane Dave. But people would 100% evacuate if Hurricane Face Ripper was coming.

andybrwn ,
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@GottaLaff Blue states with larger contributions to GDP are attempting to address climate, but GOP just thumbs their nose at the problem, despite overwhelming evidence

GottaLaff OP ,
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@andybrwn Of course.

andybrwn ,
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@GottaLaff Thnx Laffy. Your posting keeps me more sane than not 🤪🖖🏼

GottaLaff OP ,
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@andybrwn Whatever works!

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