Evidently a few men have tried "would you rather talk to a woman or a tree about your feelings" as kind of a weird "clapback" to the man vs. bear thing and I'm like… you'll talk, voluntarily, out loud, about your feelings and not make it some poor random non-therapist's problem? Really?
Please do men! Go forth! Spill your secrets to trees. May you find it to be very fruitful.