jerry ,
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Is your board of directors cybering hard enough?

nonproductive ,
@nonproductive@mastodon.social avatar

@jerry I have a project w/ a company with a new Cyber Security Director.

Guy gets on a call to intro himself and says, no lie, “the goal is to ensure we are not vulnerable to any threats on our Cyber. My plan is for every threat to be investigated and mitigated with 24 hours of it coming to my team’s attention. I have zero tolerance for anyone threatening the security of our Cyber.”
😑
Me thinks someone may have lied on their resume…

This is not going to be a fun project.

jerry OP ,
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@nonproductive THAT IS EPIC.

davesdogmaggie ,
@davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social avatar

@jerry @nonproductive

Reminds me of this email I received from our phone vendor.

Our PHONE VENDOR who uses AOL for email is asking ME if I have my "Cybersecurity in place".

Fucking priceless.

SighBear ,
@SighBear@mastodon.social avatar

@jerry we need a “cyber hard” gif

paul_ipv6 ,
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange avatar

@jerry

harder than they're qualified for....

Crazypedia ,
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@jerry yes :cyberman:

gary_alderson ,
@gary_alderson@infosec.exchange avatar

@jerry even the churches are cybering now - mit expert to speak at local church and plus free pizza - how can you go wrong? still don't have biz cards but will be a 'sanctified' networking opp and looksee at who is either worried or excited, as i said to security writer - more likely than not it is going to take 2-3x as long as predicted simply due to massive infrastructure improvements needed to make dispersed efforts possible. elon is going to take over an old electrolux factory in of all places memphis - go figure. people are on the fence as to whether this is grade B nonsense or the next manhattan project gin

miri ,
@miri@infosec.exchange avatar

@jerry No. That’s probably why I am so tired this week.

And next week I have to meet with the insurance brokers for our cyber policy…

number137 ,
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@jerry cybering like it's 1999

Viss ,
@Viss@mastodon.social avatar

@jerry a virtual smorgasboard :D

george ,
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@jerry likely not hard enough

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