powersoffour , 1 month ago

@futurebird you know, if I am remembering correctly Gary Cole (on the right) played an evil, possibly-the-devil sheriff on American Gothic that repeatedly was able to weaponize the local government in order to bring about nefarious ends. Huh.

crashglasshouses , 1 month ago

@futurebird what's happening now?

futurebird OP , 1 month ago

@crashglasshouses

She's invited conservative think tank weirdos to present at the hearing of if the special council was "legally appointed" which ... isn't done? They aren't even with the defense. She's having a little party or something. It's time-wasting BS.

crashglasshouses , 1 month ago

@futurebird

i don't know who this is or what you're talking about. i'm never surprised to hear about judges doing the wrong thing. fuck the cops and the courts!

futurebird OP , 1 month ago

@crashglasshouses

The names are in the alt text.

One is the right wing judge on the documents case against Trump. The other is a very annoying boss from a movie called "office space" they have a very similar ... vibe.

PalmAndNeedle , 1 month ago

@futurebird Loaf of bread!

Scene from The Mitchells vs. The Machines. Kid is holding a derpy pug up unto frame. UI draws a frame around the doggos face. Pop up of a golden retriever labelled "DOG...?" Followed by a pink piglet labelled "PIG...?" They flick back and forth, increasing in speed, before the system settles on a loaf of sliced white bread labelled "LOAF OF BREAD", then floods red and blinks in big computery font "SYSTEM ERROR"

futurebird OP , 1 month ago

Write 5 paragraphs about how you feel about the concept of maybe laws not being real.

Please don't ask me to do anything unless you have had three conferences and turn in your conference note forms.

TPS reports? Why not? Ask for TPS reports you monster you know you want to!

kechpaja , 1 month ago

@futurebird Well, it depends on what your definition of "is" is.

(I will admit that I recognize neither face.)

crashglasshouses , 1 month ago

@kechpaja @futurebird

watch American Gothic if you want to see the face on the right in a weird TV show about a town where the sheriff is the devil and only one kid knows it.

futurebird OP , 1 month ago

@crashglasshouses @kechpaja

Amazing actor. Though, I was thinking of that particular character.

csaetre , 1 month ago

@futurebird
A short five paragraph s:

§1 Unsettled
§2 Unprincipled
§3 Unsafe
§4 Uncivilized
§5 Unequal

#ruleoflaw

bkahn , 1 month ago

@futurebird

Call Dr. Frankenstein! He knows what happens when 5 million volts is applied to canned SPAM. Not sure how he'll explain the apparent gender differences but with monsters who cares?

futurebird OP , 1 month ago

She keeps making up all these goofy "assignments" like a teacher assigning busy work.

It's so annoying.