Funny thing, I went to UMass Boston and Billy Bulger appointed himself president of the university before I graduated. Billy, formerly the speaker of the house for the Massachusetts Senate, was the brother of Whitey Bulger, top murderous gangster on the FBIs ten most wanted for years. So, yeah, Billy supposedly signed my diploma but I can't prove that because I've never opened the envelope they mailed to me because of that potential signature.
I feel you Laffy!