FYI, being offended by someone ordering Lockheed Martin socks or saying they would like them work at Lockheed Martin should be addressed by blocking the person, not with a report.
Maybe the next update could include a button between 'block' and 'report' labelled: "I'm terribly offended by most things and this is yet another post I need to complain publicly about, because that's the real reason I moved to Mastodon."
@jerry I'd been on Mastodon about 18 months before I stopped fretting about wasting moderator time and filed a report for a genuinely abusive comment (not even a reply, just an outright mention).
But apparently people fart out reports for stuff they don't like.