futurebird ,
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I don't know how my ancestors survived.

apex predator who could easily subdue and eat me in a tree

my brain: Kitty Cat! Little kitty cat! Let me hug it!

arisummerland ,
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@futurebird Some of these stripes and spotty kitties look a little more friendly than mountain lions! If you've never heard a mountain lion scream after it's caught prey, the sound will chill you to the bone. That is not a kitty cat that I would want to be near at any time. I can't run fast at all!

mmby ,
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isotopp ,
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@futurebird not my image, but this guy has been working out.

superball ,
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@futurebird
I’m wearing a leopard-print hoodie as we speak, so I feel as if that counts for something.

paulc ,
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@futurebird I am likely to die from trying to pet a large wild kitty.

ferrix ,
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@futurebird giant snuggly

PizzaDemon ,
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@futurebird the vid that shocked me was a Jaguar going up a tree with an antelope.
https://youtu.be/0dJzhnejrF4?feature=shared

rlmcneary2 ,
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@futurebird I've often wondered if big cats, and especially leopards, are the source of the fear of a monster in the dark. Leopards tend to hunt at night and are good tree climbers (where primates tend to gather at night) and they certainly have claws and teeth.

ArneBab ,
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@futurebird I saw a wonderful quote that shows you may be right:

https://rollenspiel.social/@s0@cathode.church/112340461689647048

> And we went out and found dozens of different animals from reptiles to birds to fish to all sorts of mammals of every size and went look! My hands! I can pat you! Wanna be friends?

nowan ,
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@futurebird Have you ever seen one in person? I haven't, but I have seen cougar (aka mountain lion, or catamount) and they're scary in a way that doesn't come through in pictures. I totally get wanting to hug a bear (don't!) but never a cougar.

housepanther ,
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@futurebird I definitely fall hard and fast for the cheetahs. Of the large wild cats, they're the most "house cat-like."

mavu ,
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@futurebird 100% with you on that.

what's the name of those parasites again that make rats and mice seek out cats?

I'm petty sure i have those.

lampsofgold ,
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@futurebird well I mean there is that guy that gets to nap with cheetahs in captivity https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlGfi2ofzFc

JeffreySmith ,
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@futurebird

I was walking back to my village with 2 buddies on the western edge of the Rift Valley escarpment, after quaffing a few beers at the nearest bar. Overlaid on our old tracks was a humongous lion paw print. I immediately looked at the nearest tree: one kilometer away! My pals were Kalinjinn, a tribe with the best runners in Kenya, known for winning Olympic medals. I knew I'd be last in any race to the tree & be lion bait. I wondered if I'd trip a pal to survive - but...no lion.

panamared27401 ,
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@futurebird Same.

JoBlakely ,
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@futurebird I stuck my hand through a lions cage to ‘pet the kitty’ in an old zoo. I didn’t notice that luckily there was an electrified fence that shocked the hell out me, before the lion might have bit it!

ambulocetus ,
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@futurebird He wants you to rub his tummy.

liferstate ,
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@futurebird I was not the same after I learned that cheetahs do not roar, but they can meow.

futurebird OP ,
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@liferstate

And they purr like motorcycles.

NanoRaptor ,
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@futurebird If there were ever giant carnivorous bunnies I'd have probably done the same. Look at its nose! look at that little &gahjhahhagack!

martin_piper ,
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@futurebird look at its paws!

AMS ,
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@futurebird Apex predator when a gaggle of tireless persistence hunters run up shouting "kitty!": Oh shit! Flee!

ramsey ,
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@AMS @futurebird Humans can’t outrun them over short sprints, but cheetahs aren’t evolved for distance running, and humans are.

futurebird OP ,
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@ramsey @AMS

So I CAN pet the kitty?

ramsey ,
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@futurebird @AMS Sure. Go ahead. Then, run faster and farther than the other humans around you.

JeffreySmith ,
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llewelly ,
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@futurebird @ramsey @AMS
it's a leopard, not a cheetah; the spots are arranged in circles of spots, and it has stocky limbs; compare: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetah#/media/File:Cheetah,_Masai_Mara_(52448476886).jpg

but if it was cheetah, I have read cheetah are easy to tame, and that people capturing and taming cheetahs for pet trade is a serious conservation problem. Cheetah are also not nearly as big as other "big cats", so a healthy human that would be in great danger from a leopard (for example ), could probably subdue a difficult cheetah.

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