lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Elon is the worst.

pyracyntrix ,
@pyracyntrix@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts dude reminds me so much of Wheatly from Portal 2,

thespiralcow ,
@thespiralcow@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts More like "I bought a company that invented a device that sucks up crumbs, I, Elon Musk, all alone, invented the vacuum."

leaguescientifique ,
@leaguescientifique@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

leonavis ,
@leonavis@mountains.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts he did invent the wheel tho

benjamincox ,
@benjamincox@writing.exchange avatar

@lowqualityfacts “I invented a car that sucks. End of sentence.”

KToche ,
@KToche@mamot.fr avatar

@lowqualityfacts he didn't invent the vacuum, he is the vacuum

mudasobwa ,
@mudasobwa@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts well, Elon’s parents gave born to a device that sucks, which is way more pathetic.

nohello ,
@nohello@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Did he really said that?

galad ,
@galad@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts What a weird little pasty hobgoblin of a man.

the_raven_sings_at_dawn ,
@the_raven_sings_at_dawn@toot.community avatar

@lowqualityfacts elon sucks

pjakobs ,
@pjakobs@mastodon.green avatar

@lowqualityfacts that's the only Elon thing that sucks in a good way

Jon_Kramer ,
@Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts How can he be the worst? Vacuums are awesome!

64bithero ,
@64bithero@mstdn.games avatar

@lowqualityfacts elons so great ! He should buy Twitter that company could use fresh ideas !

eosfpodcast ,
@eosfpodcast@universeodon.com avatar

@lowqualityfacts He's a real life super villain.

WhiteCatTamer ,
@WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online avatar

@lowqualityfacts “And to think I’d only been using it on myself before that!”

howard ,
@howard@greennet.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Takes one to know one

1morumotto ,
@1morumotto@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I doubt that Elon is human at this point.

JohannaMakesGames ,
@JohannaMakesGames@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@lowqualityfacts you don't have to make that stuff up, dudes and dudettes, reality beats satire in this nutcase

Moonrider_acme ,
@Moonrider_acme@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts High quality fact detected.

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