GottaLaff ,
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1/... The quote:

MARGARET BRENNAN: Did you meet Kim Jong Un?

As soon as this was brought to my attention, I made some changes and looked at this passage

BRENNAN: So you did not meet with Kim Jong Un?

NOEM: I've met with many world leaders. I'm not going to talk about specifics.

GottaLaff OP ,
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2/ The responses:

Via Katie Phang:

So it’s not just puppies and goats.

The truth gets the gravel pit, too, with Kristi Noem.

Denver Riggleman:

Killed a dog. Bragged. Killed an “unneutered goat”. Bragged. Lied about Kim Jung Un (why make up bizarre fantasies just to weirdly grab Trump’s attention when the Kimmer is such a puss-filled boil of a dictator).

She’s the South Dakota variant of Lauren Boebert. Boebert might be smarter. Boebert lies better.

GottaLaff OP ,
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WnknBlnkn_n_Nod ,
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@GottaLaff
There is public groping like Boebert too - as part of a years-long adulterous affair with Corey Lewandowski! 🤢 In ordinary times, this would be a cry for help; but with Noem, she's just mirroring back her hero's behavior, trying to get Trump's approval.

https://nypost.com/2023/09/15/kristi-noem-corey-lewandowski-affair-shakes-up-trump-running-mate-stakes/

spidermedic ,
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@GottaLaff Don't forget the parking lot tug-jobs she's been giving Lewandowski.

Z_Zed_Zed ,
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@GottaLaff a “pus-filled boil” is a very different thing than a “puss-filled boil.”
And now I can’t decide whether a puss-filled boil is funnier if it is a skin affliction or on the dinner menu.

havvyhh2 ,
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@GottaLaff hahahahaha…..yep, just perfect🙄

xs4me2 ,
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@GottaLaff

Lier, lier, pants on fire… 🔥

bradpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff Pants on fire!

spidermedic ,
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@GottaLaff
NOEM: I've met with many world leaders. I'm not going to talk about specifics.

Translation: "I don't want to get caught lying again."

Spiricom ,
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vlk ,
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@GottaLaff Why do these interviewers keep asking useless leading questions? Just SAY that Noem did not meet Kim Jong as she claimed, then ask “Comment?”

ericschutte ,
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@GottaLaff ‘No’ is one of the hardest words it seems.

Karelgil ,
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@GottaLaff
“It was brought to my attention”???
So she didn’t write it herself?
Or I was caught lying…?

TheNovemberMan ,

@GottaLaff 🙄 FFS Great example of how the truth doesn't matter to the .

vaughnsc ,
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@GottaLaff So basically ‘many world leaders’ equates to Trump “and I’ve been in the same room as Obama a few times….”

mloxton ,
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@GottaLaff
Hachette must have a really shitty editorial crew to have that kind of basic fact-checking lapse

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