flexghost ,
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Absolutely, positively, in no way is it OK to compare the face of this 75,000 year old Neanderthal to Marjorie Taylor Greene

also…hehehehehe. 🇺🇸

Kierkegaanks ,
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@flexghost neanderthals were probably more peaceful and community oriented than us

nosmaharba ,
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wndlb ,
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@flexghost Truth to tell, we all (except sub-Saharan Africans) are Neanderthal crosses.

djinnsour ,
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@flexghost
Neanderthal were smart and resourceful. Comparing them to MTG is an insult to all Neanderthal descendants.

JGR0 ,
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@flexghost They are incomparable. One is a backward creature from an ancient time period with a sloped forehead and minimal intelligence, and the other is a Neanderthal.

flexghost OP ,
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@JGR0 😂😂

kalfatermann ,
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@flexghost

Never, Margarine Neanderthals look much older, even on their best days!

clpkbc ,
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@clpkbc 😂

nus ,
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alexadeswift ,
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@flexghost "on the left we see a reconstructed face of a highly advanced ancient hominid, Homo Sapiens Neanderthalensis. On the right a much more primitive species of cave dwelling troglodyte."

Sir David Attenborough

flexghost OP ,
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TheSwiv ,
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@flexghost Quite.
We are all part neanderthal.
So that's like comparing her to the rest of us.

futurebird ,
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@flexghost This is insensitive to our neanderthal cousins.

flexghost OP ,
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@futurebird

Someone wake up Ozzy, I'm ragging on his cousin again....

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ozzy-osbourne-genome/

rlstone4dems ,
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@flexghost Flexghost: LOL. The real pic of MTG is on the left right? I mean it couldn't be the one on the right... That one looks horrific....

skydog ,
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@flexghost

Hey, babe, you come to this woolly mammoth hunt often? I've got some great art back at my cave!

flexghost OP ,
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j_g_fitzgerald ,
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@flexghost 75k years old Neanderthal chick looks in better shape than Moscow Marge.

Shadyboots ,
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@flexghost DNA test is now mandatory

irlusa_gera ,
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@flexghost yeah, she’s probably 25% or more Neanderthal. Imagine her doing a ‘23 and me’ and that comes back on it😂 she wouldn’t know what it meant though.

azphilosopher ,
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@flexghost No, it's an insult to the Neanderthal.

MarkRDavid ,
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@flexghost

You so bad!!! 😆

Savvyhomestead ,
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@flexghost

The one on the left looks much kinder.

Whiskey_bottle ,
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@flexghost I’m really glad I’m not the only one who thought that.

flexghost OP ,
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@Whiskey_bottle not even close

JoCzechowska ,
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@flexghost Please don't insult the Neanderthal woman!

Jamezytee ,
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@JoCzechowska @flexghost I would rather have the Neanderthal in Congress.

Even a Neanderthal's nonevolved grunting sounds more intelligent than anything MTG has said..

flexghost OP ,
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@Jamezytee @JoCzechowska depends which Neanderthal

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