lowqualityfacts ,
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Sadly I had to flush my beloved goldfish down the toilet today. He quickly swam to the top of his fish bowl when I fed him and splashed a drop of water on my table. I know this will upset some of the snowflakes on here but it is one of the many hard decisions us goldfish owners have to make.

lauriekay9 ,
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, pet owners have to make hard decisions when our pets don’t act like human beings. You have to show them who’s boss.

caracabe ,
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@lowqualityfacts Did you then flush the cat? And did you have to come back with more water to finish it off?

mrblissett ,
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@lowqualityfacts
My 6 year old's goldfish died and he said "now we can make sushi." 😢

cwwilkie ,
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@lowqualityfacts That's just the reality of life on the goldfish farm. City folk just don't get it.

Mallulady ,
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@lowqualityfacts Ok, ok. Thank God you did not shoot it!!

MrInappropriate ,
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@lowqualityfacts Untrainable goldfish are the worst. I hate ‘em too.

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts Guppy killer!

littletree ,

@lowqualityfacts why should this upset people?

Finally this goldfish will go swim in the sea...

KenDisbrow ,
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@lowqualityfacts prepare for some grief from the humorless…

paulc ,
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@lowqualityfacts For a moment I thought I was reading a posting by @fesshole.

ministerofimpediments ,
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@lowqualityfacts “…it was a terrible day for me…flushing him like that…I mean my red dot on my tuned and ported custom Glock 17 had a dead battery and he was too juicy to tape to the shooting steel…unlike hamsters where a little Velcro does the trick. Anyway 2A4EVR peeps…”

gabriel ,
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@lowqualityfacts Now he’s going to become the chupacabra by eating sewer sharks.

18+ energiepirat ,
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@lowqualityfacts What did the Cat do with the Goldfish?

independentpen ,
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@lowqualityfacts
He is free now

kagan ,
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@lowqualityfacts Don't you mean to say that the goldfish was worse than useless and that you hated that goldfish?

petes_bread_eqn_xls ,
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@lowqualityfacts well, as long as it’s legal in South Dakota

ke7yxz ,
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@lowqualityfacts Now we see that a superstar gig on Mastodon is not enough and you are in the race for VP with Trump? Is there no end to your megalomania? Must it have cost Lil Fishy his life?

rrb ,
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@lowqualityfacts

In fact, I am certain that Kristi Noem's daughter is going to be facing this problem in about 20 to 30 years when her mother is no longer to work hard on the farm and may need to be put down.

I hope that she has taken her mother's example to heart and applies Kristi's example a that time.

rrb ,
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@lowqualityfacts I think parents and spouses face similar struggles with trying to decide when your spouse and/or child becomes "un-trainable" and needs to be summarily executed and thrown in a ditch.

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