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Scene: The road to Damascus

Samaritan: laying on the ground, beaten and bloody

Repub: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND!!!!

Samaritan: lifts head slightly to see who is yelling

Repub: HE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!! pew pew pew

Samaritan: dies

Repub: you guys all saw that right? He was coming right at me, I had to stand my ground! (from 100 yards away)

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