Art3sian ,
@Art3sian@lemmy.world avatar

Piece of shit doesn’t contact piece of shit about piece of shit, shot by piece of shit.

Next.

Etterra ,

It's almost quaint by this point how she believes this orange turd cares about her.

JimSamtanko ,

Why would she? Her husband did his job and helped Trump get more votes. That’s all that sack of shit cates about.

Tronn4 ,

Something something leopards something face

HawlSera ,

And she never will, only Donald Trump matters to Donald Trump

Today ,

Oooh. I might prefer ex-president to former President.

EvilEyedPanda ,

"Well I got hurt too"

-Trump... probably

Land_Strider ,

More like "get over it" I presume.

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And probably won't, because Trump doesn't like people who "lose".

dirthawker0 ,

Those are suckers and losers in Trump's rotten brain.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What are chances that he's called Sleepy Joe in her contacts list?

PassingThrough ,

Y’know, that does put a thought in my head.

How do you know the President is calling? If I saw a caller ID saying anything like that I’m going to assume spam. Unknown DC number, also spam.

Does an aide come to my door and hand me a phone, or warn me that the next call is official?

Otherwise of course I missed the call, guess the President gets to leave a voicemail! And we can play telephone tag with his staff until there’s another moment in his day…?

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I'm not entirely sure myself. Some callers are recognized by a carrier and get custom names (at least my does it), so there's probably a way to communicate the president is calling. It won't play the national anthem instead of a ringtone, but that, at least, would make it stand out from random spam callers.

Serinus ,

You can make the caller ID say whatever you want. It probably says "White House", and, you know, it doesn't take a Biden voter to figure that one out.

thr0w4w4y2 ,

an aide on the other end of the phone will greet you and then advise they are transferring you to speak to the president.

Jumpingspiderman ,

I hope she’s not surprised.

TokenBoomer ,

He hasn’t heard from her either….(because of the ear)

JesusSon , (edited )
@JesusSon@lemmy.world avatar

Why would she? Her loser husband died, what a loser. Trump got shot he didn't die.

Jokes aside, I wish her and her family the best and offer my condolences. No one deserves to lose a loved one like that.

Edit: added an a

BigMacHole ,

But she'll still Vote for Him because she's NOT in a Cult!

morphballganon ,

Although her husband was a "devout" republican... uh huh

OneStepAhead ,

Reports are that he went golfing today.

morphballganon ,

He did just get shot. Maybe once the adrenaline wore off he wasn't in too great of shape. His age and poor health won't be helping him bounce back quickly.

I won't begrudge someone their favorite hobby after getting shot, even if they are an asshole.

Serinus ,

But it means he certainly has time to attend to his fellow victim.

morphballganon ,

I've never been shot. I don't know how much it sucks.

He might be in worse shape than we're led to believe. He might have lost hearing in that ear. He might be unable to focus on conversations. I don't know.

I suspect we'll hear him mention it when he's ready.

Serinus ,

Maybe he should go see her in person.

finley ,

If she ever thought she would, that was very silly of her

smeenz ,

He

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