Opossums

spizzat2 , in Quick, call a priest

3:33AM

It's ok; it's only a half-evil entity. Now, if it happened at 6:66AM, that's when you've really gotta worry!

Evil_Shrubbery ,

No, that is the only time it shouldn't be quiet - that's when I set my alarm for.

Furbag , in Quick, call a priest

My sleep paralysis demon wanted to know how much two and a half cups was in liters, but whispered it too quietly.

neo , in Quick, call a priest

"It's okay. You just talked in your sleep, when I entered."

Lucidlethargy , in Quick, call a priest
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Real talk: nobody should use these things. Not Google's, not Amazon's, not Apple's... They are all capable of spying on you, and also being compromised by hackers.

JackGreenEarth ,
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HomeAssistant is FOSS and apparently capable.

Sailing7 ,

And also a pita to actually become a useful gadget.
Sadly.

the_third ,

Yeah, there was a lot of pain and learning involved but you know what: I can do that, and not having Megacorp listening devices at home was the hill I decided to spend some time on.

And it works fine for me now, so I'm happy.

Sailing7 ,

Happy to hear that matey. I died on that hill trying to achieve the same thing.
Either way I simply don't use any assistance so no need to go for tradeoffs

Sailing7 ,

Happy to hear that matey. I died on that hill trying to achieve the same thing.
Either way I simply don't use any assistance so no need to go for tradeoffs

the_third ,

Yeah, I had a financial incentive to be honest, because HA optimizes my energy usage by regulating the heat pump, the car chargers, sun heat influx with the shutters etc. to get the most out of my solar electric panels, solar thermal panels, home batteries and dynamic energy pricing. Everything I did regarding it pays off, the rest, like, lights folliwing me across the garden etc. are just a neat thing that fell out of the entire project basically for free.

Bach37strad ,

It definitely has a learning curve but as someone who is much more hands on with very little programming experience, I actually found it pretty intuitive. And frankly for the things that aren't super intuitive, there's a community support thread for basically anything you could want to do.

Never thought I would have one, but homeassistant made it easy enough for me to program my own wall mounted control panel, that it just made sense.

echodot ,

Apple says that all your data is private. So I extra don't trust them.

At least Google and Amazon are up front about the fact they spy on you

funkless_eck , (edited )

Every time I see this comment I make the point that, from a privacy perspective, they are likely better than average consumer, non-rooted, non-linux* phones, laptops, desktops.

They give back one geographic position - your house, and you don't give them credit card, social security, Healthcare or other personal information like you frequently use your phone and computer for.

You don't even use them to search for porn (cue one guy saying he does)

  • please feel free to bicker about what counts as a "Linux phone" but I won't join in.
littletranspunk , in Quick, call a priest

I used to be one of those uneducated tech enthusiasts that wanted IOT for everything. Now that has been unplugged for about a year and I find no discernible difference in ease of daily tasks.

That did happen from time to time though. Ghosts can communicate with me in the inconsistent and short videos I record like all the others.

Crackhappy ,
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The smartest device in my house is the cat.

PopcornPrincess , in Suffer, but only after hydrating

Aww thanks for the reminder 🥰

psycho_driver , in Penelope is doing her weigh-in

Tell Penelope that random internet guy said she's a cutie.

pacmondo , in Penelope is doing her weigh-in

Perfect in every way. No notes

wise_pancake , in Penelope is doing her weigh-in

I need my own labeled bucket for when I weigh myself in the bathroom

chemical_cutthroat ,
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I'll have one as soon as I change my name to Ben and/or Jerry.

Venator , in Opossums are our friends

Unless you see one outside of this continent, then it might be lost and need help finding its way home.

Renegade_roosteR , (edited ) in Opossums are our friends

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  • WamGams ,

    They are in truth one of the dumbest creatures on the planet.

    I once successfully slowed down just in time for one to make it across the road, just for it to immediately turn around and dart under my tires once I started speeding back up.

    embed_me ,
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    I've seen kittens exhibit similar behaviour

    ivanafterall , in Opossums are our friends

    If I see one, I'm trying to domesticate it.

    MeDuViNoX , in Opossums are our friends
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    AND their brains are as smooth as eggs!

    robocall OP ,
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    Eggs are so tasty 😋

    x4740N , in Opossums are our friends
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    Australian possums are scarier than what ever these things are, the fuckers sound like demons outside your window and wake you in the middle of the night

    cm0002 ,

    Australia is just where the rest of the world dumped a lot of the scarier versions of their local animals

    Ragnarok314159 ,

    It’s also nature’s maximum security prison. New Zealand is the guard shack.

    Texas_Hangover ,

    Yeah, but yall's possums are adorable, ours look like they're about to stab you for meth money.

    x4740N ,
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    Our possoms are cute but deadly depending on how they feel

    So they can decide to be cute or try amd fuck you up

    robocall OP ,
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    I believe opossums are America's only marsupial.

    captain_aggravated ,
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    Yeah, apparently marsupials first arose in North America and then migrated by some mechanism to Australia. Placental mammals arrived or also arose on North America as well which is why our marsupials are so...just opossums. But there were no mammals on Australia so they spread to many niches.

    Kolanaki , in Opossums are our friends
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    The only time I ran into a wild one, I couldn't ignore it because it was in my garage.

    goldteeth ,

    found one in my garage once sleeping in a wheelbarrow with a tarp over it. be more than happy to ignore 'em if they weren't tryin to ambush me

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