BedSharkPal ,

Between this and Elmo asking if everyone is OK, it makes me happy to see these characters in the current zeitgeist!

GrymEdm ,
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The Count is going to start teaching kids about corporate profits. "One billion extra dollars untaxed! Ha ha hah! 2 billion..."

Oscar the Grouch is going to be a working homeless who is forced to move his can every week by police.

ZeroCool OP ,
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Oscar the Grouch's living situation is basically aspirational now. "You can afford to live in a trash can all by yourself? Like, no roommates or anything? Wow!"

Krackalot ,

Oh man, a lid? I don't think I can afford this place.

FuglyDuck ,
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considering his trashcan is basically a TARDIS.... I'd take it.

teft ,
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Have you never seen the inside of Oscar's trash can? That place is a palace. He's got an olympic size swimming pool in it. He also has an ice skating rink and a bowling alley.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Count explaining tax brackets would actually be kinda funny

CorrodedCranium ,
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The Cookie Monster is Joe Biden's new economic advisor.

Crewman ,

I'm not complaining.

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