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Fans of shows like Jersey Shore/Real Housewives hitting middle age: ( lemmy.world )
A century or two into a long-term relationship with a Navigator: ( lemmy.world )
"You're as beautiful as the day I met you!"...
Look, I know it's statistically unlikely you're going to kill me. I also miss having eyebrows. ( lemmy.world )
What happened with the sphinx though? ( aussie.zone )
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Seeing these memes lately. Anyways, -most- druids are like: ( lemmy.world )
Now don't leave me hanging, and let's get to the next adventure!
What's that my martial friend? Through the door you say, which you'll then block? You know just what to tell me. ( lemmy.world )
Bonus points for having an athletic friend hold the door closed afterwards until the screaming stops.
As a young fan, the space battles were the best part. You might say I was crazy about them. ( lemmy.world )
When it doesn't take much convincing to get a mortal to sign a soul pact. ( lemmy.world )
Original quote is from Dee Dee Warwick, whose last name was kind of perfect and inspired the meme.
40k Yo Mama ( lemmy.world )
But it worked out in the end and that counts for something, right? ( lemmy.world )
TWO Bolters! ( media.kbin.social )
When you roll a Nat 1 on your Survival check. ( lemmy.world )
The next one on my playlist will actually blow your mind. ( lemmy.world )
Devil and sorceress art can be found here and here. Freddie Mercury can be found in the hearts of music lovers everywhere.
The Emperor's Angels are here to save us! ( lemmy.world )
Full disclosure: I've seen a similar joke before, but I didn't find it after a few minutes looking so I re-made it. So zombie OC? Prompted by watching this video about the founding of the Astra Militarum.
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. ( lemmy.world )
Mindwipe, servitor-ed, or BLAM. I personally like the idea I read a while ago that the Inquisition says, "Everyone died - discussion's over", then takes the survivors and makes them Inquisitorial troops (after screening). So they're not dead, they're just serving on a farm upstate.
Happy May 4th! We Blood Ravens are here from 40k to congratulate your Galactic Empire on its magnificence, and definitely not to steal anything. ( lemmy.world )
For those who don't know 40k/the joke: The Blood Ravens in 40k are also known as the Bloody Magpies because gear that is precious or even holy to allies has a way of "finding" its way into Blood Raven hands in the Dawn of War video games....
Given the day: "SomehowPalpatineReturned.jpg" ( lemmy.world )
Stranger Things have happened when I get angry... ( lemmy.world )
It's another IP, but the color scheme is on point. P.S.: Notice his left hand :) ( lemmy.world )
MRW I hear a music track that Rule(s), but I can only understand every 4th word. ( lemmy.world )
I'll take Eminem, Ludacris, Snoop, 50 etc. over mumble rap any day. Though in the end love what you love - it's just a meme about my opinion.
Erebus is the worst. ( lemmy.world )
I have yet to use the quadratic equation other than to pass a test. ( lemmy.world )
Just to be clear: I know it's important to learn how to think, write, and learn. It's a little joke about how little of what I learned 25 years ago I use now....
Most of it stems from the fact there's an alternate reality just next to ours... ( lemmy.world )
Image source here.
When Trump hints at how MAGA's response in November depends on election "fairness". ( lemmy.world )
Source article for Trump quotes about possible violence.
When someone shows appreciation or engages in a friendly way it seriously makes my day. Thanks to you folks that do :) ( lemmy.world )
"I almost wish he was looking up illegal stuff because it would make my workday so much more interesting." ( lemmy.world )
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14926311...
"I almost wish he was looking up illegal stuff because it would make my workday so much more interesting." ( lemmy.world )
"Our conclusion on the GrymEdm file: No sane person would find these stupid pictures this funny for this long."
There's so much more that could be on that list ( lemmy.world )
Oof ( lemmy.world )
Trump just said the possibility of violence after the election "depends on the fairness". ( lemmy.world )
KHAAAANNNNN!!! ( lemmy.world )
It went so well in my head too! ( lemmy.world )
Most Patient Cat in the World Just Wants to Loaf Up ( www.youtube.com )