Apparently North Korea is launching balloons filled with poop over South Korea ( sh.itjust.works )

Zozano , 24 days ago

You gotta admit though, it's a bit of a power move.

NK sent the balloons in retaliation to SK sending anti-NK pamphlets.

This is NK's way of saying "you send us shit, and we'll send you shit back".

nuke OP Mod , 24 days ago

I say we embrace it and fling our own poop right back. I want to see poop dropping drones

Thcdenton , 25 days ago

Best Korea does a little bit of trolling.

Gsus4 , 26 days ago

It was dear leader's personally excreted airdrop gift of much needed fertilizer for starving capitalists down south.

fuckingkangaroos , 26 days ago

When Poo Balloons start drifting into Ukrainian skies we'll know where Moscow got them

Kolanaki , 26 days ago

These weapons are shit.

lauha , 26 days ago

Just like all of their weapons

LazyPhilosopher , 26 days ago

A long time ago I read a story about how North Korea had discovered a "unicorn lair to" The story was covered in US media and I laughed about it. I later discovered North Korea never claimed this. Archaeologist there had uncovered the tomb of some ancient Korean ruler. Part of that rulers narrative was that he had a unicorn. Not unlike other ancient monarchs, who claim to have descent from the gods or other supernatural abilities or possessions.

What happened between that story and the one I received was various propagandizing forces compounding.

For any information to exit North Korea, it almost certainly has to go through North Korean intelligence and it will almost certainly make its way through South Korean intelligence from there who have the highest priority to make North Korea look incompetent and evil. From there to get to me, it almost certainly has to go through some kind of usa propaganda.

The result, instead of the news story about an unimportant archaeological Discovery in Korea, I got a story about North Korea thinking they found a unicorn lair.

Now whenever I hear a story about North Korea, especially if it sounds as silly as this one ,I'm a little skeptical.

nuke OP Mod , 26 days ago (edited 26 days ago)

Yes, it happened. Get the fuck outta here

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ea29a9a8-916c-4796-9536-7a1e17e1b116.jpeg

ComradeVonStinky , 26 days ago

Ew

nuke OP Mod , 26 days ago

Bruh I'll ban all your accounts. Cope and seethe tankie

Gsus4 , 26 days ago

Literally 1984.

nuke OP Mod , 26 days ago

Nothing to see here folks, just some swamp gas

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ba6ae51d-5c54-4e65-86ad-30081d2ea158.jpeg

nuke OP Mod , 25 days ago

You caught some friendly fire from the downvoters (they must be A10 enjoyers). I bet they thought you were the troll with a new alt and missed that you were just making a joke

Gsus4 , 25 days ago

I don't think they've heard of NCD's 1984™, pip.

FDRwhatTheBuck , 25 days ago

Not really seething. I did make some alts to come back and try to figure out why I got banned. When I figured out how to read the mod logs and saw reason "tankie" I actually laughed. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. You literally had nothing to say to an interesting thought I had a made you so banned me from this community mad when I tried to message you to find out why you ignored me and then ban me from all of Lemmy for messaging you. If a bunch of "heys" really bothered you that much then my bad, I assumed a mod would have ticker skin. Guess I was wrong. Also I'm pretty sure you're the one harassing me I don't know what else you call just banning someone's comment after no interactions with them for no reason lol. I'm sure you'll delete this account too. I don't give a fuck I already made five more and you're blocked on all of them. So I won't be saying anything to you again. I just want you to know that I'm not mad. I actually hope you one day are able to be better. Got to be miserable to being like that. Good luck dude ✌️😎

nuke OP Mod , 24 days ago (edited 24 days ago)

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/da776473-07fa-4ed7-b4ff-be15d7ed424b.webp

I'm not reading that lol, banned

ComradeVonStinky , 26 days ago

Damn never thought about it like that. Thanks for the insight!

InEnduringGrowStrong , 26 days ago

To be clear, you've just traded your community ban for an instance-wide ban after sending 113 DMs to a mod. Them not replying to your first message within 15 minutes is not an excuse to then spam them.

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mysticpickle , 26 days ago

South Korean air defenses in action https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/45b1630b-7523-4a48-ac01-8ec8348603e6.gif

YeetPics , 26 days ago

What a fucking waste of helium.

Sgt_choke_n_stroke , 26 days ago

I mean it could be hydrogen

Streetlights , 26 days ago

"What do you mean you blew the entire budget on developing the balloon?! What the hell are we going use for the payload???"

niktemadur , 26 days ago

Fittingly symbolic, as this is the first time I've ever heard of North Korea ever exporting anything made there.

Kallioapina , 26 days ago

At least they already seem to export their labour for american companies: https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/north-koreans-may-have-helped-create-western-cartoons-report-says-2024-04-22/

carl_dungeon , 26 days ago

It’s the best weapon they have

redcalcium , 26 days ago

Whose poops?

CoffeeJunkie , 26 days ago

Definitely not Kim Jong Un. He works so hard, he burns the energy from inside. He doesn't have a butthole, he has no need for one.

Socsa , 26 days ago

My eBay listing says this is his hot sister's poop.

southsamurai , 26 days ago (edited 26 days ago)

I think there was a mistranslation of "biological warfare"

Edit: Jfc, I can't believe I agree with lil kim

Kim has called South Korean K-pop a “vicious cancer.”)

Also, this response is based as fuck, and I can't believe I'm using the term based because I think it's fucking stupid, but this is based as fuck.

Oh, y'all gonna fuck with us and drop letter bombs? Hold my north Korean beer...

It's a shit storm.

I'm gonna shit myself laughing at this

glimse , 26 days ago

Why is kpop a cancer? It's just a genre

southsamurai , 26 days ago

Eh, it isn't the music that's the cancer. It's just bland pop, no big deal.

It's the industry that surrounds it that's cancerous. It chews "idols" up and spits them out.

LordGimp , 26 days ago

That's kind of every industry though? Kpop is particularly insidious but it's right along the lines of child pageantry, game development, and teaching in the US for exploitation. Just because someone else tells you that you have to work yourself into the ground to achieve success, it doesn't mean you have to actually do it. 9/10 times you're working harder to make up for mismanagement and being gaslit into thinking you're the problem. Parents, bosses, whoever thinks they're the authority, they're all trying to get you to forget that everyone's superpower is the power of choice. Someone else can always force your hands but nobody can ever make you choose to do anything. You must agree to be truly complicit.

Also I saw baby metal the other week. They're pretty neat and vaguely kpop inspired so kpop gets a pass for now.

RandomStickman , 26 days ago

I missed the opportunity to see the BabyKlok tour. Still sad about it.

SkyezOpen , 25 days ago

They're pretty neat and vaguely kpop inspired.

Kpop was inspired by Japanese idols.

iAvicenna , 26 days ago (edited 26 days ago)

I mean it is easier than making missiles so they are headed in the right direction

Ilovethebomb , 26 days ago

That's perfectly good fertilizer they're sending over the border, very wasteful of them.