EmoDuck ,

Can't wait for Operation Dessert Fork amd Dessert Spoon

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Slightly damaging an airfield sounds kind of tame in comparison to losing a general in an embassy strike.

India and Pakistan had an entire air skirmish over way less.

verity_kindle Mod ,
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No one makes me bleed my own blood! I decide when you are done defending yourself.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Goddammit. I thought I'd get out of going to Ohio next week if WWIII happened.

verity_kindle Mod ,
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What's in Ohio that is so dang important that only WWIII can stop it?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

There's been lots of hurdles to getting it done, and I can't ethically say I'm not going at this point. So I'm hoping for a miracle. Or a curse.

verity_kindle Mod ,
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Fair enough.

bluewing ,

A power point presentation.........

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , (edited )
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Actually two of them. One that lasts three days and one that lasts two days. And I have to be there in person "so we can have conversations." And the dress code is business casual.

WWIII would be more fun than that.

nuke Mod ,
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Send me the coordinates, I can have an extraction team there in 12 hours

verity_kindle Mod ,
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Dawww, so wholesome.

verity_kindle Mod ,
@verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, tuck your polo shirt into your mom jeans and get to it. The Poxyclip will be here when you get back. Good luck.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I've been out of the office so long I don't even have any polo shirts, so I had to buy some at Goodwill

verity_kindle Mod ,
@verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nice, get ones with corporate logos that have nothing to do with anything. EDIT: GRAMMAH

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

That was my plan but I couldn't find any :(

ivanafterall ,

"You hit me first, I hit you back, now we're even! We're EVEN! WE'RE EVEN STOP IT MOOOOOOM!"

TWeaK ,

And mom told Israel to stop and "take the win".

skillissuer Mod ,
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no they didn't, all the foreign influence did was to postpone retaliation from "immediate" to "near future"

EmoDuck ,

You hit me once, I hit you back

You gave a kick, I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to our bed

Amaltheamannen ,

My interpretation is more that this is a message saying they dont indent to go further if Israel doesnt, so making it clear that wave was the only one.

JoMiran ,
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For context:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/2a552522-4c77-49d0-9d85-87ca6490ea62.png

marcos ,

Well, Israel destroyed a building and killed about a dozen people.

Iran got what? 3 missiles across? So I'd guess they destroyed 3 buildings, and probably killed about a dozen people. Looks similar.

skillissuer Mod ,
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seven missiles across and a hole in runway, or a few. or so i heard. there was video of 4 impacts so it's at least 4

Mikufan ,
@Mikufan@ani.social avatar

Waiting for WW3: Operation Glas-Desert and Operation destruction of the Hundred Acre Forest.

metaStatic ,

is China getting involved? Oh bother.

Spiralvortexisalie ,

Not with that liberal use of pooh IP. -100 Social Credit for the IP, and another -200 for the use of Pooh specifically, someone might think you are talking about a Chinese leader.

Taser ,

Or Russia? Don't they have the most forests in the world?

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