raoul ,

I have trouble to imagine how you gather your men for that:

"The chef want all of you at the village center in 1 minute"

"Don't tell me it's..."

"Yes, again... We should never have imported him a wii fit"

VubDapple ,

Whatever else might be said, its impressive that this older dude can do a split like that.

threelonmusketeers ,

I had an older physics prof who had been in the (Lebanese?) military. He had put on a few pounds, but was still in great shape. He could do a perfect front split and would arm wrestle any student and win. Really engaging lecturer too.

Anticorp ,

These are the straddles. Splits go the other way. But yes, this is very impressive. Dude is probably a martial artist, or ex gymnast.

GrymEdm ,
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At least our tests with Solid Snake assure us the Iranians will be unable to launch a sneak attack.

cm0002 ,

The US gov was so worried about WMDs, they completely missed Irans WAD (Weapons of Ass Destruction) program lmao

uis ,
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Where All Data

sbv ,

Wet Ass Ducks

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

This was DOOM joke

TheMightyCanuck ,
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THICCCC https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d63d965e-ddea-402b-8dc9-8876bb855641.jpeg

NocturnalMorning ,

If we just had ass clapping military units, and all disputes were settle via booty dances between military units, the world would be a much better place.

PainInTheAES ,

We could get all diplomatic issues twerked out

Car ,

Brazil claiming its rightful place as leader of the free world

DarkThoughts ,

Oh damn. Belarus better look out.

uis ,
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I have urge to post memes about Lukashenko

GrymEdm ,
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Here's an (old) one I can contribute:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/126df16a-f31b-4afa-9736-ae4c64fc9f0f.jpeg

uis ,
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I was thinking about somethimg like https://cs10.pikabu.ru/post_img/2020/09/14/8/1600091291153440863.jpg or https://img2.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%BE-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BD-%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%85%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BB-1623490.jpeg

treadful ,
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