moistclump ,

I got “Justin Trudeau in light drag” vibes

Kolanaki ,
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My sister gets expensive and fancy shampoos and conditioners but they don't leave my hair looking hella good the way some cheap-ass L'Oreal does.

KingJalopy ,

It's all got to do with the pH. That stands for pretty hair by the way

Muscar ,

So higher PH equals more pretty hair? I'll go wash my hair with sodium hydroxide, brb!

Dorkyd68 ,

I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle

casmael ,

Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

Dorkyd68 ,

Me too buddy, meee too

obinice ,
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Damn, Princess Diana got it goin on!

KingJalopy ,

*Prince

son_named_bort ,

And I'm never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend 🤷🏻‍♂️

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I'm not kidding, I used to think the lyric was "filthy feet and I got no river".

Lepsea ,

You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hair

casmael ,

princess diana the guy from wham

protist ,

George Michael. Say his name.

anonymoose ,
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swayevenly ,
casmael ,

George Michael his name

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