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MrJameGumb , in Time to move
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A few years ago I had to get picked up by an ambulance, and got to pay $500 for the privilege.

That was the cost with insurance, and my job actually has pretty good insurance...

Retrograde OP ,
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If I have a heart attack, I'll be calling an uber first

KingJalopy ,

True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can't do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.

Maeve ,

That people normalize this is maddening.

Retrograde OP ,
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It's not normalized and it is madness

neo ,

You're making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to... Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

ivanafterall ,
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"How's that heart attack treatin' ya back there?"

return2ozma ,
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"Checkout my mixtape!" turns up volume

VinesNFluff , in Whose idea was it to broadcast this?
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John Cena school would be great.

Diplomjodler3 , in Stand for the flag

They will make you catch teh gay if you eat those!

Iheartcheese ,
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Also sharks.

scutiger , in Stand for the flag

I think it's pretty patriotic to respect trans people.

Crackhappy ,
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It's patriotic, as an American to celebrate and defend our differences.

TheBat ,
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Even if that person liked Quantumania?

surewhynotlem ,

No, it's a paradox. You can't be tolerant of intolerance or quantumania. Otherwise you just end up with more intolerance and quantumania.

slazer2au , in Wait what
OpenStars , in Wait what
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That's what they want you to think! 🤔

sp3tr4l , in Wait what

I recently returned to a hole in the wall restaurant that I used to frequent in my college days. One of the few actual restaurants in the city that never closed.

A decade later, a semi nonsensical scrawl about being kind and good to people I'd written on a dry erase board while quite drunk... was still there.

It only needed minor updating to be more gender inclusive, which someone else had done without removing any of my writing.

When I was frequenting this restaurant, the whole board was wiped every week or so.

For some reason, what I wrote persisted for a decade.

I couldn't believe it.

Ilovethebomb ,

Or someone else had the same idea.

sp3tr4l ,

Nah, it was my handwriting, used the same lingo and joke I remember using at the time, took up most of the board... which is why I was so shocked it hadn't been erased.

Most of the time people wrote on it, they were gracious with the space.

Due to typing far more often than writing, and many years later me figuring out oh haha I'm actually naturally left handed, my writing is a fairly uncommon kind of small cap block print, otherwise I am basically the only one capable of reading my non block print scribbles.

can , in Wait what

👍

arandomthought , in Pride wins!

You know, I always thought this "gay agenda" thing was ridiculous. They only want equal rights and "be left alone" essentially, right?
But seeing this, they actually seem to successfully infiltrate the conservative mind... so maybe there is something to it? O_o

bolexforsoup ,

All you have to do to infiltrate their minds and live rent free for a few months is open with “the libs want you to…” and just say whatever comes to mind. It’s rather easy.

ShaggySnacks ,

"The libs would hate it, if you gave me money. We gotta own the libs."

ivanafterall ,
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Sure thing, Don.

Jimbo ,
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I don't think I want to live in a conservatives head, even for free

massive_bereavement ,
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I'm sorry if I'm spilling the beans here but:
Gay agenda = be happy

arandomthought ,

Oh god, please, no! Everything but that!

herrcaptain ,

If people are happy, who will make our memes???

ID411 ,

Yeah I don’t object to people being happy in their own homes, but why to they have to force it down our throats ?

Captainvaqina ,

The only ones forcing anything down anyone's throats are the cuckservitudes who can't stop repeating the programmed bullshit culture war trash they subject themselves to.

samus12345 ,
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Looks like this one needs a /s tag.

ID411 ,

Hahah right ?

can ,

Oh no, did you see two men holding hands?

how horrible

hypnicjerk ,

😵‍💫 YOU ARE HELPLESS TO RESIST A GAY OLD TIME 😵‍💫

barsquid ,

I always imagine it like a comic: two Repubs steal a gay man's agenda book. They open it to find the secret plot. It says, "lunch with Todd," with a heart around it. The last panel is the Repubs shrieking and panicking.

They definitely have some powerful delusions that they are under attack. Bigotry and Fox News feeding their fear addiction gets them to believe anything (as long as it is hateful).

nilloc ,

Gay sex is on those conservative minds every month. Probably most minutes as well.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

Me too to be fair

nilloc ,

As long as you aren’t working to oppress LGBT+ folks while you’re thinking about it, we’re cool.

yemmly , in Pride wins!

This guy wants to be the main character so badly.

Th4tGuyII , in Pride wins!
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With how much time these "macho" conservatives spend thinking about gay people, even when marrying their own wives, it sure does seem like they're hiding something

Colonel_Panic_ ,
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Maybe all the macho conservatives need to get gay married to each other to prove that they hate it and aren't gay. It's the only way to be sure.

half_fry_doctor , in Pride wins!

This is the dumbest comeback I've seen

orca , in Pride wins!
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Makes me think of the scene in Letterkenny where all of the Christian church dudes are on Grindr.

papafoss , in Pride wins!

I don't understand why anyone would want to tie an engagement to their politics. Politics was literally not even a thought when I got engaged. That man has got issues!

ZagamTheVile ,

I'd spend way more time worrying about if I actually wanted to be married to a dude named Addison.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Politics should have been sorted out way before the ring.

ID411 ,

Yeah I just wonder who this is for. A flex to his church friends or what ?

Infynis ,
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His name has TV in it, so I assume he's just completely dedicated his life to making neo-nazi ragebait

samus12345 ,
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Sometimes I try to visualize smug, snarky comments like this if it were about something I believe in. Like, if there were a mixed race proposal and it said "Racism is so defeated," would that be any better?

No, it's cringy as hell. Makes the proposal seem like it's about some agenda rather than loving the person.

JimmyBigSausage , in Pride wins!

Anyone know if this is real?

Brewchin ,
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An important question, usually conspicuous by their absence with confirmation bias-related posts. But in this case, the source is provided. You can check for yourself and let us know, if you have a Xitter account to see the replies.

Unless Elmo's added yet another layer of enshittification. It's hard to keep up.

JimmyBigSausage ,

I won’t X because of their leader Mollusk.

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