ISO - Incredible Solutions Only

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in beautiful weld
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

The cartel does this in trucks to make it look as though the seam of a secret compartment is actually a weld from the factory

swayevenly ,

What else does the cartel do?

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Drugs I reckon.

cybersin ,

Watch dragonball

swayevenly ,

Who doesn't?

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Carn't tell

blahsay , in iso⚙️iso

I hope the user wears safety goggles

Chef_Boyargee ,

The pros use Safety Squints

LordOfTheChia , in iso⚙️iso

What if... Captain America sharpened his shield and gave it a good spin before throwing it.

NeptuneOrbit , in Thats exactly how you should do that

Zooms in*

"oh wow"

We need an OSHA Fails community.

lurch ,

idk how it's called in Germany or Austria, but I think OSHA is for the USA, isn't it? the picture has German words in it, e.g. PKW and LKW.

vxx ,

ISO 9001 is the norm for work safety. You're on the ISO community and the description mentions OSHA.

NeptuneOrbit ,

ISO 9001 is quality management and ISO 45 is safety...

vxx ,

Shame on me, I always mix them up.

Feeee23 OP Mod ,
@Feeee23@lemmy.world avatar

Look around.... you're in it 🙈

NeptuneOrbit ,

ISO 9001?

englislanguage , in beautiful weld

This makes me sooooo ANGRY!

NightAuthor , in 'Safety' rope secured

If you look closely, that’s a lever knot, which is non-cinching. And given the fact that that the human neck can actually support about 2x your body weight hanging below (assuming not obese)… this seems like a reasonably useful safety device.

Timecircleline ,

Just because it's non-cinching doesn't mean it can't restrict airflow and circulation. Not to mention the suspension trauma even if somehow there wasn't strangulation or and internal decapitation or c1/c2 fracture or the many many other problems that come with having so important a body part on a mobile joint. I can't imagine it being good if someone passed out in this position.

I would file this soundly under B for Bad Idea.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

considering how easy it is to make a swiss seat... this is definitely a bad idea.

(albeit swiss seats... are incredibly uncomfortable, if you're not using webbing...)

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’d just tie it to my nuts but I’m into some pretty freaky shit.

blahsay OP ,

Probably slightly safer than what he's doing as a bonus too 😂

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I don’t know, people bleed out pretty quickly if you rip their nuts off.

NightAuthor ,

It was meant to be a joke, but idk how to do spoilers on lemmy to hike a /jk

gibmiser ,

Yeah you need to work on your sarcasm. Need to dial it up a notch.

Timecircleline ,

Oh thank god. I was hoping it was a joke but wanted to speak up in case anyone decided to repeat it without fact checking.

blahsay OP ,

Damn! I already threw away my safety harness!

rifugee ,

You're the guy in the pic, right?

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

No he's the guy who convinced the dumbass to go do this by telling him the knot is a good idea.

thesporkeffect , in Perfectly normal behavior

I mean, there's almost no chance he gets accidentally bitten in half the long way. It's fine

cm0002 ,

As you can clearly see he laid a jacket down to lay on, so that'll stop any sort of clamping shenanigans I'm sure

Noodle07 ,

It's foolproof really

Maultasche , in Thats exactly how you should do that

Klaus?

Feeee23 OP Mod ,
@Feeee23@lemmy.world avatar

Klaus sollte es besser wissen...

Lemminary , in beautiful weld

Ah yes, good ol' Chinese welding.

agent_flounder , in iso⚙️iso
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Just looking at this I lost two toes.

Blahaj_Blast , in Radioactive, only move after official clearance
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is not a place of honor

Burninator05 , in I don't see a problem 🙈

Biggest problem I see is a video that ends to soon.

mibo80 , in iso⚙️iso

The answer to the question nobody asked, "how do I cut myself in half?"

smeg , in iso⚙️iso

Is that Rufus Ruffcut's spare wheel?

Ephera , in Efficient

Also great for bike jousting.

Feeee23 OP Mod ,
@Feeee23@lemmy.world avatar

The cars were scared of me 😆

i_dont_want_to ,

Why? It's just a plank, bro.

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