minibyte , (edited )

If someone falls, you need to ask an individual person to call 991. The thought being if you ask an entire group at once, everyone will figure someone else is doing it and will ignore the request. I suppose that goes for turkey requests too.

lessthanluigi ,

And after someone has dialed that number, they meant to dial 911, but it is too late, and the person already died by now.

prime_number_314159 ,

This is true unless you're in Brunei, in which case 911 won't work, and 991 is the correct number.

Kusimulkku ,

talking loudly can't even concentrate on eating

Huh??

Kolanaki ,
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Anon keeps losing his focus and ends up putting food in the wrong holes.

Kusimulkku ,

Relatable

jackoneill ,

Pretty sure you just shit out your mouth if you do that

shneancy ,

anon could have some sensory issues on the auditory side. When you do have sensory problems like that and are made to be in a loud crowd, it's easy to start feeling really uncomfortable and even overwhelmed

Delphia ,

Do your legs not fucking work?

800XL ,

Jesus. Sack up. Lol.

morphballganon ,

That's not your family, they're just people you live with, who you happen to be related to.

rockerface ,
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In a rather arbitrarily defined sense of "related"

ParsnipWitch ,

Who also pay your rent, heating, food, prepare the food..?

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