Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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JoMiran , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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Kolanaki , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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I did this when Smucker's "Goobers" first came out and my mom wouldn't buy it.

It's just a waste of time; doesn't affect the taste. It is however better than Goobers; it's super weird and almost plastic tasting. They did something to the jelly and use an almost candy-like peanut butter that makes it worse than the cheapest individual PB & J's. Absolutely hated it when I finally got to try it.

Assman , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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Never even considered the possibility of doing this.

Dreizehn , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?

No, but I should try it. Mix in some bananas or honey.

magnetosphere , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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I put some peanut butter on each slice, to “waterproof” it before applying the jelly. That way, the bread doesn’t get soggy and gross.

That’s as advanced as I get with my PB&J engineering. Forget this mixing nonsense.

Aeri , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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I can't place what is wrong with this precisely, but like, man, something...

JellyKinder , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?

My grandma used to mix the PB & J together for me when I was a kid because I didn't like peanut butter. I still kinda like it that way because it reminds me of her.

blakeus12 , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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the real crime is using sugary peanut butter in a PB&J

it's so mich better with regular peanut butter, the jelly is already sweet enough. I'm convinced people who use sugary peanut butter in PB&J just want candy.

klemptor , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?

It's about what I would expect from the kind of person who buys squeezy jelly.

MrJameGumb , in Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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No one does this. The person who posted that was just trying to make trouble

CarbonIceDragon ,
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My father did this when I was growing up all the time

BroBot9000 ,
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Yeah he did that right after he came back from getting some milk from the store.

FreshLight ,
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Sounds like he wanted to start a fight.

Gnugit , in Pizza with mushrooms, green peppers, beef, crab meat, and oysters from the can

I have a weird kind of boner mouth drool for this right now...

Please tell me the oysters are smoked and almost as salty as anchovies!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I found this on Facebook, didn’t eat it personally.

But according to the description, it mostly just looked revolting but was apparently fairly decent.

BurningRiver , in Thought this post would fit here

I feel like the pickle would be a soggy mess by the time the hot dog was hot, but I love this concept.

rockSlayer , in Thought this post would fit here

I'd try it. It seems like top tier weird fair food

MrJameGumb , in Thought this post would fit here
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I would absolutely eat two of these in a row and then think about possibly eating a third one but decide not to because I'd already feel a heartburn coming on by then.

GONADS125 , in World's hardest dish? Stir-fried stones are China's latest street food fad | CNN

Double food crime if they're fried up in gutter oil!

It can be used to describe the illicit practice of restaurants reusing cooking oil that has already been cooked with longer than safety codes permit. It can also be used to describe the reprocessing of rancid yellow grease collected from sources such as restaurant fryers, kitchen and slaughterhouse waste and sewer drains.

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