beebarfbadger ,

Great, NOW you tell me.

Fashtas ,

Few steps missing, the squirming, the unexpected discovery it is twice the weight you thought it was, the pointy hooves and contact with various fleshy parts of your anatomy and catching the bloody thing in the first place.

Honestly from a lamb-over-the-wall perspective this is very much "draw the rest of the owl"

Hule ,

Don't forget the ticks!

SurpriZe ,

So how many sheep tossings do you have under your belt exactly

Fashtas ,

Dozens, and many over the belt too!

Can't have children anymore though :/

HootinNHollerin ,

Ah so I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time

Pilferjinx ,

See, you gotta coax the sheep with some dancin to get em in the mood.

Thcdenton ,

Forgot the last step

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bb898ba8-825e-43db-b24d-426d5aa3af88.gif

sp3tr4l ,

Shockingly similar to putting your black out drunk friends into bed after a party.

Don't forget a bucket or trash can.

HootinNHollerin ,

And to put them on their side so they don’t asphyxiate if they throw up

sp3tr4l ,

Haha, yep!

ooterness ,

Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I'm not there...

MinFapper ,

Is that from a riddle?

Based on what you've given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won't eat the cabbage.

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

The original riddle is a boat or gondola across the river that can only fit yourself and one thing.

It's not that hard of a riddle, it's just that you have to apply the same logic to the other side too.

CaptnNMorgan ,

But then what are you putting over the fence next?

MindTraveller ,

Right, but what do you take next? And what do you do when you're going back to get the third thing, leaving whatever's on the other side unsupervised?

CaptnNMorgan ,

Cabbage, wolf, sheep

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Wolf eats sheep while you're yeeting the cabbage.

CaptnNMorgan ,

No it doesn't. The problem is what happens on the other side of the fence before you get there.

I have the wolf, the sheep and the cabbage under my complete control while they are on my side of the fence

SurpriZe ,

What if you eat the wolf first

ooterness ,

That's some genius-level out of the box thinking. You're hired!

TastyWheat ,

What's wrong with the trebuchet?

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Nothing, but sometimes you don't want to be right to such an extreme degree.

awesome_lowlander ,

Bad guide. Lift with your knees, people

MrShankles ,

They lift it with at least one knee

_______ ,

Halfway there!

Substance_P ,

Rogue lambs, walls everywhere, this will definitely come in handy.

BCsven ,

If you are in Wales maybe

_______ ,

Hamlet of Walls in West Sheeperton, Wales.

NigelFrobisher ,

That’s a damn big lamb. It’s as big as an adult!

Hule ,

Small people shaming ain't cool!

janAkali ,

Need another guide for the step F, because how the f do you not drop the sheep with that awkward grip?

Restaldt ,

It's not so much a grip on step f as a twisting jerking motion

You know. Standard lifting procedure.

SurpriZe ,

Have you ever held a live, non-sedated sheep before...

fubarx ,

I will save and cherish this for the rest of my life, hoping to make use of it someday.

CptEnder ,

Thought this was a joke but watched Clarksons Farm and read those little fuckers are suicide machines

FinishingDutch ,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

They’re like fluffier hamsters. You breathe on them wrong and poof, they’re dead. It’s like every sheep is somehow genetically programmed to find the most creative way to end their own existence. And usually that of those around them.

Back in 2005, around 1500 of them jumped off a cliff in Turkey. 400 of them died.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4665511.stm

Mycatiskai ,

400 cushioned the fall of the other 1100.

Daqu ,

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Mycatiskai ,

I bet there was a run on ground lamb at the closest supermarket the next day.

unexposedhazard ,

Get yeeted u lil shit.

state_electrician ,

Sometimes they yeet themselves: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJUBaN97kI

unexposedhazard ,

I wonder if that sheep was just paralyzed from shock or actually just didnt have any grip on the rock.
Either way it just flopped down the hill like a bouncy ball.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

This yeets the lamb.

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