beebarfbadger ,

Great, NOW you tell me.

Thcdenton ,

Forgot the last step

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bb898ba8-825e-43db-b24d-426d5aa3af88.gif

NigelFrobisher ,

That’s a damn big lamb. It’s as big as an adult!

Hule ,

Small people shaming ain't cool!

HootinNHollerin ,

Ah so I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time

Pilferjinx ,

See, you gotta coax the sheep with some dancin to get em in the mood.

fubarx ,

I will save and cherish this for the rest of my life, hoping to make use of it someday.

Fashtas ,

Few steps missing, the squirming, the unexpected discovery it is twice the weight you thought it was, the pointy hooves and contact with various fleshy parts of your anatomy and catching the bloody thing in the first place.

Honestly from a lamb-over-the-wall perspective this is very much "draw the rest of the owl"

Hule ,

Don't forget the ticks!

SurpriZe ,

So how many sheep tossings do you have under your belt exactly

Fashtas ,

Dozens, and many over the belt too!

Can't have children anymore though :/

TastyWheat ,

What's wrong with the trebuchet?

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Nothing, but sometimes you don't want to be right to such an extreme degree.

awesome_lowlander ,

Bad guide. Lift with your knees, people

MrShankles ,

They lift it with at least one knee

_______ ,

Halfway there!

Substance_P ,

Rogue lambs, walls everywhere, this will definitely come in handy.

BCsven ,

If you are in Wales maybe

_______ ,

Hamlet of Walls in West Sheeperton, Wales.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

This yeets the lamb.

johannesvanderwhales ,

Crazy how often this comes up.

ooterness ,

Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I'm not there...

MinFapper ,

Is that from a riddle?

Based on what you've given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won't eat the cabbage.

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

The original riddle is a boat or gondola across the river that can only fit yourself and one thing.

It's not that hard of a riddle, it's just that you have to apply the same logic to the other side too.

CaptnNMorgan ,

But then what are you putting over the fence next?

MindTraveller ,

Right, but what do you take next? And what do you do when you're going back to get the third thing, leaving whatever's on the other side unsupervised?

CaptnNMorgan ,

Cabbage, wolf, sheep

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Wolf eats sheep while you're yeeting the cabbage.

CaptnNMorgan ,

No it doesn't. The problem is what happens on the other side of the fence before you get there.

I have the wolf, the sheep and the cabbage under my complete control while they are on my side of the fence

SurpriZe ,

What if you eat the wolf first

ooterness ,

That's some genius-level out of the box thinking. You're hired!

Zozano ,

J. Hop over fence, go back to step A.

Hellstormy ,
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

Repeat exercise until you have finished your workout.

Zozano ,

Workout? I thought we were trying to help the little fella realise the grass is only greener 50% of the time.

Hellstormy ,
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, now I see. How nice of the sheep for helping the person to realize that.

DavidGarcia ,

One must imagine green overall lady happy.

janAkali ,

Need another guide for the step F, because how the f do you not drop the sheep with that awkward grip?

Restaldt ,

It's not so much a grip on step f as a twisting jerking motion

You know. Standard lifting procedure.

SurpriZe ,

Have you ever held a live, non-sedated sheep before...

sp3tr4l ,

Shockingly similar to putting your black out drunk friends into bed after a party.

Don't forget a bucket or trash can.

HootinNHollerin ,

And to put them on their side so they don’t asphyxiate if they throw up

sp3tr4l ,

Haha, yep!

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