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shinigamiookamiryuu Mod , in I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand

I believe in you. Ten years ago, many people thought it would be a ridiculous goal to succeed in getting the world record for the most sites having signed up for, yet here I am. Now I'm working on some.

HurlingDurling , in I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand
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Do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats amd run for 10km every day. Warning, if you skip it youll be sent to the penalty realm.

Krudler OP ,

Please do your scapular retractions :) protect that rotator cuff!

sag ,
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Hold up. Am I weeb?

The_Overseer ,

No ac or heater fan is fine . Eat meals three times for breakfast a banana is fine don't ever skip or miss.

Lennnny , in I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand
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Husband and I have a standing bet to be the first person to do 10 handstand pushups on a stage. Not sure why the stage is involved, and I can't remember what the prize is. Also it's been over 5 years since we made it, and neither of us can do a single one yet. But I think of it often.

tofubl ,

You should start training in secret immediately! Stages are easy enough to come by once you're ready.

Lennnny ,
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I feel like you just became my sensei.

tofubl ,

I was thinking training montage, with Eye of the Tiger and everything.

In all seriousness, picture your dude's face! He will have forgotten all about that bet (he might have even now) and one regular sunny day you CASUALLY walk on over to that conveniently located stage; "hold that drink for me for a second, honey", and BAM. He won't know what's even happening, crying into both of your milk shakes in joy and confusion.

Plus, you'll be super buff. There's no downside, really.

pelletbucket , in I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand
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i like splitting one in half bare handed

Bl4ze Mod , in I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand
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Hello,

FYI, this community will be locked tomorrow, feel free to recreate this post on the new community !casualconversation. Of course, you don't have too if you think the topic has been discussed enough.

Bl4ze Mod ,
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Test @Blaze

Bl4ze Mod ,
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Test @Blaze

Hikermick , in I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand

Maybe soften the apple by boiling it? Years ago I read the trick to ripping a phone book in half was to bake it in the oven

pelletbucket , in It's Saturday! What are you doing at the same time as browsing Lemmy?
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watching Always Sunny

ickplant OP ,
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I will always upvote IASIP!

pelletbucket , in My tummy hurts from eating too much ice cream.
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do you take lactaid

itsnicodegallo OP ,

So much.

WeLoveCastingSpellz , in Now that you have settled here on Lemmy. What is your impression of it?

I like the folk here

pelletbucket , in This might be unpopular, but I think Tiktok can be a valuable tool to discover new media (especially movies and TV shows), as long as you use the Revanced version
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it's bringing us first-hand accounts from struggles around the country and around the world. it's the reason we had first hand footage of what was really happening in palestine. you get updates from the front lines in Ukraine faster than the news does because you're following the javelin gunner that made the shots. it's the only reason I know what's going on in the country of Georgia right now, it's the only reason I know that there still finding whatever polyvinyl chemicals in the soil of East Palestine Ohio. it's probably going to serve you dancing girls at first, but once it gets to know your tastes, you'll be served videos from archaeologists, biologists, artists and professional divers that have retired to a Caribbean island, who take you along as a member of their team gets the bends through the whole process.

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