Cartography Anarchy

Thorry84 , in The more you know 🌈

Says walk in a straight line, does not show a straight line. Anarchy indeed

RatherLemming , in Rip Lincoln

They broke his butt.

wizzor , in Rip Lincoln

You can't just post something like this and not provide any context!

meep_launcher OP Mod ,

Lol sorry I rushed this.

Here's what really happened that night

SayJess , in Guess where I'm from by this map
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ohio?

meep_launcher OP Mod ,

If it was Ohio we'd all be dead by now

sbv , in Map of the Ocean

but what if i'm a boat

LordPassionFruit , in Isn't nature amazing?

You've heard of the man on the moon, but there's also a man on the sun?

Don't believe me? Just stare directly at the Sun. If you don't see him, look a little harder. He'll show up eventually.

meep_launcher Mod , in Map of the Ocean

As promised, here's your song!

JonEFive OP ,

Dang, totally forgot about this but imagine my surprise when I logged in again a month later. That's a fun song, I was expecting a 20 second diddy!

mondoman712 , in Areas free of automobile accidents indicated in blue.

Does this not count?

Godric , in Areas free of automobile accidents indicated in blue.

You big fuckin fibber, I see no blue for the car-free Mackinac Island!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mackinac_Island

Szymon , in A half-day trip to all the major cities in Europe without leaving Ontario, Canada

I didn't realize it was all so close. Time to plan a day trip with the kids! This will be the ultimate dad joke.

Philippe23 , in A half-day trip to all the major cities in Europe without leaving Ontario, Canada

"all the major cities"

Ouch.

-- Germany, Spain, and a bunch more

guy , in Areas free of automobile accidents indicated in blue.
@guy@lemmy.world avatar

Given:

I would say you cannot exclude the ocean like that.

woobie , in A half-day trip to all the major cities in Europe without leaving Ontario, Canada

On a similar note, you also could visit Moscow, Paris, Dublin, London, Vienna, Berlin, Warsaw, Florence, Athens, Edinburg, Geneva, Italy, Liverpool, Naples and Newcastle without leaving the state of Texas.

This is not to be considered a recommendation.

mkwt ,

If you go to Paris, TX, you could take a ride in the Paris Metro.

petrescatraian , in A half-day trip to all the major cities in Europe without leaving Ontario, Canada
@petrescatraian@libranet.de avatar

@Five bruh, just browse the map starting from this point. All the world is just a couple of streets.

smuuthbrane , in States where a toddler can legally have a scotch on the rocks to take the edge off after a long day at daycare
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe it should be more widely available, might prevent toddlers shooting people.

marcos ,

That idea that alcohol makes people less violent... Where does it come from?

smuuthbrane ,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

The fact that it's not a stimulant.

And toddlers have fuck all for tolerance, they're all lightweights. One drink and they just soil themselves.

meep_launcher OP Mod ,

Idk one time a drunk toddler beat the shit out of my uncle because he covered his face with his hands and the toddler got pissed that he'd leave mid conversation

Melatonin ,

Fucker just disappeared!

marcos ,

Yet, it's well known that people get more violent under its influence, not less.

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