Ragdoll_X , (edited )
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Step 1: Put all your money in crypto.

Step 2: Pray like hell that it'll go up and not down.

/s in case it wasn't obvious

Other options include:

  1. Start a church;

  2. Start a new religion;

  3. Create an MLM company;

  4. Buy some dumb stock and then try to convince r/wallstreetbets to buy it as well;

  5. Post right-wing propaganda to YouTube and then hope the algorithm and/or some rich oil baron will notice you.

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