The Internet in Ancient Times

PyroNeurosis , in Kids today are so lazy. They don't know how to do anything for themselves. They just spend all day looking at their tablets. And cylinders.

The beads. the beads worn about the head. The beads on the string.

Has very Kronk vibes to it.

bionicjoey , in Pharaoh's Road - The Scarabeatles

Here comes Ra dudu Dudu 🎶

einlander , in Kids today are so lazy. They don't know how to do anything for themselves. They just spend all day looking at their tablets. And cylinders.

Eat hot chip and lie.

RizzRustbolt , in So... where's everyone from?

Punt.

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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Oh hey, the pharaoh went there!

Look, I know he looks a bit feminine, but it's just a rumor.

vzq , in My face when she wants to move to Babylon but there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh.

Better copper than in ur, anyway.

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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It's not that Ur's copper is bad, it's that they only trade the bad stuff and keep the good stuff for themselves.

clay_pidgin ,
FlyingSquid Mod , in My face when she wants to move to Babylon but there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh.
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there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh.

Name one good thing about Nineveh that doesn't revolve around pleasing Inanna.

Inanna, Inanna, Inanna. That's all you hear all day at Nineveh.

Now Marduk. That's a god.

teft OP ,
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Name one good thing about Nineveh

It is not Babylon.

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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Whatever. It's just some trading post for Uruk.

OlinOfTheHillPeople ,

Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desiccated viscera.

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KingJalopy , in So... where's everyone from?

California

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Whatywhatia?

einlander , in My face when she wants to move to Babylon but there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh.

Might as well compromise and move to either Sodom or Gomorrah.

teft OP ,
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You're right. I will compromise. I will sell the wife.

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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After all, you've got two more.

teft OP ,
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2? What am I some sort of poor Elamite barbarian? I have 7 other wives.

teft , in So... where's everyone from?
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What's a map?

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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It's inscribed right there on the stone. Can you not read Babylonian Cuneiform? Are you some sort of Elamite Barbarian?

teft ,
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I come from Sur-Marrati. We only speak Assyrian in these parts. Hence my confusion.

sharkfucker420 ,
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Completely understandable, I apologize for misjudging you

OpenStars , in When you ask your servants to fill your water bowl but forget to tell them to stop...
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Insert I guess I'll die meme here. Oh wait, no, this, for basically no reason:

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bionicjoey , in When you ask your servants to fill your water bowl but forget to tell them to stop...

Is this one of the famous sea people I've heard about?

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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The Sea Peoples are a myth. The Bronze Age will never end.

threelonmusketeers , in I hear they're moving into The Siliconile Valley next.

What is the oval ensign scribed in the northeast?

YarrMatey ,

Oculus VR

Sanctus , in Daily standup. Daily standup never changes.
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We obviously need more leeches.

Cosmonauticus ,

Yeah wasnt their science incredibly flawed?

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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I think you could argue that there was no actual science before the scientific method was developed. There were things that approached science, but without testing theories through experimentation, and without others testing those same theories to confirm them, it isn't really science.

Zos_Kia ,
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It's not just that they didn't have a scientific method, it's that empiricism was a swear word. You were supposed to understand the universe through intellectual extrapolation of the Bible or of greek philosophy - not by dumbly testing out things in the real world until you found a consistent pattern. The scientific method is kind of the first instance of the Bitter Lesson.

Ironically, occultists had no such snobbery, that's why people like Paracelsus were able to be so influential even though their whole framework was basically fantasy. Just the fact that they would perform structured experiments and consign the results and use those results to establish theories put them head and shoulder above the rest.

Cosmonauticus ,

You were supposed to understand the universe through intellectual extrapolation of the Bible or of greek philosophy - not by dumbly testing out things in the real world until you found a consistent pattern.

That is fundamentally not true. Especially since it implies that science wasn't practiced outside of Christian institutions and Greek society. It completely omits things like the Islamic golden age, discoveries involving mathematics and astronomy in India, Chinese chemistry, and medicine throughout many parts of Africa

Zos_Kia ,
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You're right, my comment only applies to the setting depicted in the comic. Seems to be late middle age Europe, with the Inquisition still going hard, not a good time and place to be an empiricist.

Xeroxchasechase , in Daily standup. Daily standup never changes.

That's brilliant!

Bougie_Birdie , in I think this is pretty old.. but it doesn’t ring any bells
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Imagine explaining to someone from the era that you captured and published this photo with your phone

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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"Wow, you must have to stand in front of your phone forever."

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