PyroNeurosis , 2 hours ago in Kids today are so lazy. They don't know how to do anything for themselves. They just spend all day looking at their tablets. And cylinders. The beads. the beads worn about the head. The beads on the string. Has very Kronk vibes to it.
The beads. the beads worn about the head. The beads on the string.
Has very Kronk vibes to it.
bionicjoey , 22 hours ago in Pharaoh's Road - The Scarabeatles Here comes Ra dudu Dudu 🎶
Here comes Ra dudu Dudu 🎶
einlander , 22 hours ago in Kids today are so lazy. They don't know how to do anything for themselves. They just spend all day looking at their tablets. And cylinders. Eat hot chip and lie.
Eat hot chip and lie.
RizzRustbolt , 1 day ago in So... where's everyone from? Punt.
Punt.
FlyingSquid OP Mod , 1 day ago Oh hey, the pharaoh went there! Look, I know he looks a bit feminine, but it's just a rumor.
Oh hey, the pharaoh went there!
Look, I know he looks a bit feminine, but it's just a rumor.
KingJalopy , 1 day ago in So... where's everyone from? California
California
FlyingSquid OP Mod , 1 day ago Whatywhatia?
Whatywhatia?
vzq , 1 day ago in My face when she wants to move to Babylon but there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh. Better copper than in ur, anyway.
Better copper than in ur, anyway.
FlyingSquid Mod , 1 day ago It's not that Ur's copper is bad, it's that they only trade the bad stuff and keep the good stuff for themselves.
It's not that Ur's copper is bad, it's that they only trade the bad stuff and keep the good stuff for themselves.
clay_pidgin , 1 day ago !reallyshittycopper
!reallyshittycopper
FlyingSquid Mod , 1 day ago in My face when she wants to move to Babylon but there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh. there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh. Name one good thing about Nineveh that doesn't revolve around pleasing Inanna. Inanna, Inanna, Inanna. That's all you hear all day at Nineveh. Now Marduk. That's a god.
there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh.
Name one good thing about Nineveh that doesn't revolve around pleasing Inanna.
Inanna, Inanna, Inanna. That's all you hear all day at Nineveh.
Now Marduk. That's a god.
teft OP , 1 day ago Name one good thing about Nineveh It is not Babylon.
Name one good thing about Nineveh
It is not Babylon.
FlyingSquid Mod , 1 day ago Whatever. It's just some trading post for Uruk.
Whatever. It's just some trading post for Uruk.
OlinOfTheHillPeople , 1 day ago Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desiccated viscera. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8ymqPnVIAcRQp8.png
Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desiccated viscera.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8ymqPnVIAcRQp8.png
einlander , 1 day ago in My face when she wants to move to Babylon but there are many reasons why we should stay in Nineveh. Might as well compromise and move to either Sodom or Gomorrah.
Might as well compromise and move to either Sodom or Gomorrah.
teft OP , 1 day ago You're right. I will compromise. I will sell the wife.
You're right. I will compromise. I will sell the wife.
FlyingSquid Mod , 1 day ago After all, you've got two more.
After all, you've got two more.
teft OP , 1 day ago 2? What am I some sort of poor Elamite barbarian? I have 7 other wives.
2? What am I some sort of poor Elamite barbarian? I have 7 other wives.
teft , 1 day ago in So... where's everyone from? What's a map?
What's a map?
FlyingSquid OP Mod , 1 day ago It's inscribed right there on the stone. Can you not read Babylonian Cuneiform? Are you some sort of Elamite Barbarian?
It's inscribed right there on the stone. Can you not read Babylonian Cuneiform? Are you some sort of Elamite Barbarian?
teft , 1 day ago I come from Sur-Marrati. We only speak Assyrian in these parts. Hence my confusion.
I come from Sur-Marrati. We only speak Assyrian in these parts. Hence my confusion.
sharkfucker420 , 1 day ago Completely understandable, I apologize for misjudging you
Completely understandable, I apologize for misjudging you
OpenStars , 1 day ago in When you ask your servants to fill your water bowl but forget to tell them to stop... Insert I guess I'll die meme here. Oh wait, no, this, for basically no reason: img
Insert I guess I'll die meme here. Oh wait, no, this, for basically no reason:
img
bionicjoey , 1 day ago in When you ask your servants to fill your water bowl but forget to tell them to stop... Is this one of the famous sea people I've heard about?
Is this one of the famous sea people I've heard about?
FlyingSquid OP Mod , 1 day ago The Sea Peoples are a myth. The Bronze Age will never end.
The Sea Peoples are a myth. The Bronze Age will never end.
Xeroxchasechase , 2 days ago in Daily standup. Daily standup never changes. That's brilliant!
That's brilliant!
FlyingSquid Mod , 2 days ago in Daily standup. Daily standup never changes. Wait, does he mean alchemy? Because he might be on to something...
Wait, does he mean alchemy? Because he might be on to something...
dogsnest , 2 days ago in I think this is pretty old.. but it doesn’t ring any bells Looks like the early days of "finger"
Looks like the early days of "finger"
Crackhappy , 2 days ago in I think this is pretty old.. but it doesn’t ring any bells Clever girl.
Clever girl.
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