The Internet in Ancient Times

prime_number_314159 , in Beauty standards

I recognize that this is pretty idealized, and that most women will inevitably fall short in some respects. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to show the results of putting in some effort, like having 7 breasts, even if you can't achieve the ideal 11 breasted body.

Etterra , in Beauty standards

I don't know what you're talking about. It's perfectly natural for women to have cluster munitions growing out of their chests.

lath , in what's this thing again? i'm drawing a blank...

That's an ansel.

RootBeerGuy , in Beauty standards
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Holy shit, that body of yours is absurd!

too_high_for_this , in Beauty standards

Feels misogynistic, dozen tit?

0ops ,

Booooooo

...oobs

mostNONheinous , in How people used to entertain themselves before the internet

God thing they specified before rock paper scissors cause other wise this looks like a beat off contest.

Synthuir ,

I hate it when the bros and I keep tying in the beat off contest 😞

DigitalNirvana , in Enlil? More like EnLOL!

WSA-ENLIL - https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en/solar-activity/wsa-enlil.html

blahsay , in what's this thing again? i'm drawing a blank...

Your mind is tabula rasa you say?

voracitude , in what's this thing again? i'm drawing a blank...

It's a tablet! 🥁

FlyingSquid Mod , in what's this thing again? i'm drawing a blank...
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It's one of those fads the kids are into these days that will never last, isn't it?

finley OP ,

Seems like it’s been around for ages…

FlyingSquid Mod , in You won't believe what happened next....
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Ancient Mexican here.

Just one response to you, pal:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e9f97f80-2b62-4a59-877e-d7c790f76660.png

negativenull OP ,
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/La_Mojarra_Estela_1_%28Escritura_superior%29.jpg

Roughly translated, that Olmec script says something like: "Bring it"

FlyingSquid Mod , in How people used to entertain themselves before the internet
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1986 looks different than I remember it.

Xanthrax , (edited ) in what's this thing again? i'm drawing a blank...
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Titanium dabber. Does the other side have threads? If it does, it's supposed to screw into a cap.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fc6de1e7-3157-4b19-9949-774d6ea33243.jpeg

groet , in what's this thing again? i'm drawing a blank...

If your mind is a tabula rasa maybe you should erase your tabula cerata to match

bionicjoey , in It's a pretty funny joke, but it's funnier if you hear it in person.

I heard a good one recently:

A dog walks into a bar and says, "I can't see a thing. I guess I'll open this one"

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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I'm not normally one for blind dogs in bars jokes, but that's a damn good one.

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