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Soup , to Work Reform in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

Drag queens read stories: “Think of the children!!”

Heinous labour abuses: “It’ll build character!”

LdyMeow ,

No no no, they’re just removing bureaucratic red tape!

AutistoMephisto ,
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Right, because when capitalists win, we all win! /s

dylanmorgan , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

It’s like they saw “oppression Olympics” mentioned somewhere, completely misunderstood what it meant, and decided “let’s go for the gold.”

NOT_RICK , to United States | News & Politics in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits
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These douchebags wish they could have slaves again so bad.

ManniSturgis , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits
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Hard at work unbecoming a first world country.

grue ,

Well yeah, that too, but what does Trump and the Russian Traitor caucus trying to pull us out of NATO have to do with it? This is more about regressing from "developed" to "developing."

force , (edited )

"First world" doesn't refer to the division between western bloc and eastern bloc anymore. The Three Worlds Model isn't used for modern international relations. Now the term "first world" refers to highly developed industrialized countries, i.e. basically a capitalist country with a stable economy and a high standard of living. Many US allies (including some NATO members) aren't first world, although developed countries tend to be NATO-aligned (except Hong Kong/Macau, if you count those, and Singapore). "Third world" also certainly doesn't refer to unaligned countries anymore.

Fedizen , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

What the fuck is wrong with republicans?

Viking_Hippie ,

How much time do you have?

Maeve ,

It takes almost no time to say everything is wrong with these people, and the American business model, health care model, pay model, uhhh,, the American everything model is not only wrong, but deliberately cruel and evil, besides.

Chakravanti ,

Their very existence.

macisr , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

"We can't slave away other races, neither other genders, without maybe getting into trouble, who are the next most vulnerable target that nobody gives a shit about guys?"
Holy shit man. These dudes are just evil and lazy as shit. Instead of trying they just want to do things the easy way, by fucking up someone else, every time since forever. Pathetic accommodated slavers. Probably have small dicks as well.

sparkle , (edited ) to United States | News & Politics in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits
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Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and West Virginia battling on who gets to be the shittiest state

If we had a backwards ass state tier list, those would be at the top right above Arkansas, Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, Idaho, and Florida

CyberDine , to politics in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

The children yearn for the mines!

SimplyTadpole , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits
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These guys just... wake up and think to themselves "what is the most comically evil cartoon villain thing I can do to hurt others today?". Surreal.

grue , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

So anyway, I just want to check and see if anyone else noticed what's going on here: to the extent that the comments are about specific policy (as opposed to generalized outrage at how cartoonishly evil the Republicans are), they're about the "cutting lunch breaks for child workers" part.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if that part was added mostly as a distraction to make it easier to push the unemployment benefit and workers comp cuts through (e.g. by offering to ditch the lunch breaks part while keeping the other stuff and pretending it's some kind of fair compromise, when what really should've happened is binning all of it).

soba ,

First-term state Rep. Roger Wilder, R-Denham Springs, who sponsored the child labor measure and owns Smoothie King franchises across the Deep South, said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.

It's just some greedy asshole who wants those 14 year olds to work a little harder and a little cheaper. Breaks cost money.

Next time read the article.

idiomaddict ,

The bit about worker’s compensation is in the article.

Seasoned_Greetings ,

That'd at least be something. But republicans in my state actually are cartoonishly evil and that part is staying in so one senator can justify abusing some kids.

xmunk , to Work Reform in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

Comical levels of villainy. That's how I choose to read this bullshit in an effort to preserve my fucking sanity.

Hupf , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

The orphan crushing machine doesn't take a break today it seems.

bazus1 ,

I've known about the Orphan Crushing Machine for a while, but it takes news stories like this to make one take a step back and realize that there are people actively maintaining and upgrading the Orphan Crushing Machine. jfc. Who wakes up and says, "crushed orphans are vital to my business plans," with no sense of irony?

Smoogs , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

Ok Republican Party needs to be removed from everywhere. This is beyond.

Smoogs , to A Boring Dystopia in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

First-term state Rep. Roger Wilder, R-Denham Springs, who sponsored the child labor measure and owns Smoothie King franchises across the Deep South, said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.

“The sheep want to jump in my mouth” Mr. Wolf claimed.

“The wording is ‘We’re here to harm children.’ Give me a break," he said. "These are young adults.”

Ohhhh. Just harming young adults. Totally Clean conscience there

rivvvver ,
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Give me a break

lmao no, this cant be real x3

Colonel_Panic_ ,
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"Give me a break" is probably what all the workers are saying.

Who the hell wants to work through lunch and not get a break? Who the hell thinks that's more productive or better in any way?

No! We want to work more for less benefits!!!! Let's just skip nourishment and a brief rest, that won't backfire at all. /s

PyroNeurosis ,

The only reason I can see being, if they aren't paid for the half hour, they might want to cut it and go home a half hour early.

Colonel_Panic_ ,
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Right? And what would end up happening is losing the break, but still having to work til the same end time. Ugh.

Entropywins , to Work Reform in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

I honestly thought it was an onion article when I read the part from the state representative saying children tell him they'd rather work instead of have a lunch...

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