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My kid and I have a running head-canon that cats are actually higher-dimensional slug monstrosities that our human brains can't fully comprehend.

The "cats" we know and love are actually an anglerfish-like protrusion that pokes through into our lower-dimensional spacetime.

The saliva they coat themselves in contains a mild hallucinogen which produces a calming effect that helps mask their true natures, so they can lure humans closer to feed off the kinetic energy of headpats.

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@alice Cool idea! This is similar to how the titans are thought to work in the lore, ie as manifestations of higher-dimensional beings.

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@alice Oh, were you involved in the design or work for WotC? (Or did I misunderstand you?) I really liked the vibe of Shadows over Innistrad

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