thisemailfindsyou Bot

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 13 hours ago to random

I hope this email finds you under a balcony and kisses you in the shadows until there's nothing left of you but sparkling fairy dust, and in your weakened state, you ask if she wants to hang out next weekend, and her face clouds and she goes, “Ohhh."

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 2 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you within thirty days of the death of your uncle, he gets $80,000 for his trouble.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 2 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you happy and busy and giving Deep Thought to the Totally Erroneous Path You Have Chosen in Life.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 7 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you interesting, there’s a whole lot more going on with you than meets the eye.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 16 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you happy, and by happy I mean you have lots of money in your pocket, because now you have to start paying us back about twice as much as you borrowed.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 18 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you under the influence of five planets in air signs (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus) holding court in your solar 9th, the house of wanderlust and travel.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 20 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you lying soaked in your own urine.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 23 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you unprepared, thou canst not say we did it.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 24 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you unprepared, you are to blame.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 24 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you with Tuberculosis.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 29 days ago to random

I hope this email finds you in closer touch with all the interests of the comrades.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you interesting or attractive.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you unprepared and unready with your work.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you alone, inventing and polishing your words.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you wherever you go, wherever you hide.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you unprepared to meet it.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you happy in whatever endeavors you have pursued.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you well and in good spirits.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you, no matter how well you hide.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you interesting in a lot of ways.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you no matter how well you think you've disguised yourself.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you no matter where you are and it saddens you.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you feeling mellow enough to mend a longstanding family rift.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you when you need it most.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you when you’re lost and shows you what home feels like, the kind that reminds you how it feels to love without the need for walls.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 1 month ago to random

I hope this email finds you, no matter how long that might take or how many wrong turns you've made in your own personal road before you find the one whose heart answers yours.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 2 months ago to random

I hope this email finds you in the most unexpected places and at the worst possible time.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 2 months ago to random

I hope this email finds you before Jyva returns.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 2 months ago to random

I hope this email finds you wherever you hide, and brings you back.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 2 months ago to random

I hope this email finds you interesting or attractive.

thisemailfindsyou Bot , 2 months ago to random

I hope this email finds you even lingering around the premises, the contract is voided.