the_frumious_bandersnatch

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 6 days ago to Cool Guides in A cool guide to identifying feelings from a cool movie (inside out 2)

Irked is the emotion represented by the fact that the order that the pairs are displayed in switches as you move across each row.

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 8 days ago to News in MAGA panics before Donald Trump's first debate with Biden

Exactly this.

"Sorry Mr. President, the policies you enacted during the triple hurricane saved thousands of lives, but the drug test you took beforehand were positive for mood stabilizers so we've invalidated your policies and everyone who was saved by them has been taken out back and shot."

This isn't the fucking Olympics.
But then debates are a terrible way to judge a president to begin with.

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 19 days ago to Business in U.S. healthcare spending rises to $4.8 trillion in 2023, outpacing GDP

This headline makes no sense. Healthcare products and services are part of the GDP. Doesn't including the comparison here simply mean that the forecast GDP was wrong?

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 1 month ago to Ask Lemmy in Do you have any smell you like/dislike even though most people don't?

Yep. Lavender makes me feel physically sick.

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 1 month ago to Lefty Memes in Education

"Sorry son, little Johnny across the street is willing to go trick or treating for only two pieces of candy per hour, so I'm taking him instead."

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 3 months ago to News in Double-swiping the rewards card led to free gas for months — and a felony theft charge

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this woman and TurboTax.

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 3 months ago to News in Double-swiping the rewards card led to free gas for months — and a felony theft charge

No, charging other people so that you can take advantage of a loophole is called Tax Preparation

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 3 months ago to Politics in States can’t remove Trump from ballot, Supreme Court says

Yep, and because we know Democrats won't have the stomach for, the next time there's a Republican VP on Jan 6th, they will use this ruling to announce that the Democratic winner is an insurrectionist and therefore disqualified and the same people sitting on the bench will rule that he's right.

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 5 months ago to Asklemmy in Staggered cadence, rhythm generator?

There's podcasts like Sleep With Me that occupy the same place as white noise.

the_frumious_bandersnatch , 5 months ago to Politics in Ohio, Michigan Republicans In Released Audio: "Endgame" Is To Ban Trans Care "For Everyone"

True, it's obvious to anyone paying attention that this was always the point, but it is notable whenever we witness yet another death of a euphemism