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mek2600

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InfoSec | CISSP, CCSP, CCNA | BLM

If you choose not to find joy in the BSODs, you will have less joy in your life but still the same amount of BSODs.

"If it ain't busted, don't fix it" is a very sound principle and remains so despite the fact that I have slavishly ignored it all my life. --Douglas Adams, "Salmon of Doubt"

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Qyriad , to random
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found this classic again

Screenshot of the tumblr post at https://www.tumblr.com/sailorbryant/149429272264/a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy-bad-news-our-boss. OP by a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building. Good News: We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith. Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls. Good News: A cute girl saw me do it. Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. She knows. [End OP] Reblog reply by sailorbryant: There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
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    mek2600 ,
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    @alice Ha. I almost didn't see that you reposted this. I nearly replied to your own repost by tagging you then saying "Is it true, would this impress you?" Lol

    mek2600 ,
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    @alice Well shit, I can only pick locks. :(

    mek2600 ,
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    @alice And I'm so bad at it that I'm clearly not learning from my mistakes. :( x2

    mek2600 ,
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    @alice I'm really just messing around. I'm still a beginner but I feel like I'm making progress. According to /r/lockpicking I'm spending all of my time on a green belt lock.

    mek2600 ,
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    @alice Absolutely. I'm always interested in hearing something helpful.

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    My new earrings arrived!!! I'm so excited 😁

    Thank you @LockEx 💜💕

    See them in action: https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/112600348370144113

    Get 'em here: https://www.lockpickextreme.com/product/lockpick-earrings-pride-heart/

    mek2600 ,
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    @alice @LockEx That's awesome. Maybe it's time for me to get my ears pierced too.

    mek2600 ,
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    @alice @LockEx ... But you already have a pair...

    BlueTeamCon , to random
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    Blue Team Con Online Update: This Thursday’s scheduled Blue Team Con Online talk, There is no ‘I’ In Team, But if You Look Closely, There is a Me: Being The First Dedicated Security Hire and Growing a Team, has been postponed. When a new date has been set, we’ll make sure to keep you in the know!

    mek2600 ,
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    @BlueTeamCon I hope my co-workers don't see this post because I still plan to sit at my desk for an hour and pretend like I'm watching this talk.

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    mek2600 ,
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    @vampiress Same. The number of apps I've used for 10 years that I've recently uninstalled is depressing. Nothing on the Internet is fun anymore.

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