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littlebluespark ,
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The bestest boy 🥰🤘🏽

littlebluespark ,
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Dennis is 100% my team. 🤘🏽

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Agitprop AF.

Move along, citizen. Just another one of the fucknuts thinking ANTIFA is an org and not just cops setting fires in costume (while being recorded, like the tacticool rejects they are). Move along.

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Not on your phone, though. That's just ambush after ambush. Statistically, IRL there a higher chance of escape in that analog.

(Hol' up. What's a double entendre that's not sexual called?)

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Piped link, for the fellow YT haters 🤘🏽

https://piped.video/watch?v=MsD3eI1C-jo

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Also, the blithe euphoria of lunch lasts less than an hour before the inescapable reality of your current situation creeps steadily back in.

littlebluespark ,
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Calling someone a cock, and even rightfully so, does not make them a person.

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Right off the bat, this statement alludes to "poor == unhoused and unfed", which is propaganda at best. Feeding the hungry and sheltering the houseless is a civic duty. Full stop. Greatly decreasing crime rates is a symptom of neither, however, and to imply otherwise is shamefully misinformed.

The parasitic bourgeoisie steal more from us all in a single day than we do from them, by more than an order of magnitude. Oh, and unless you're pulling down /upper/ six or seven figures? You're "poor" too, so drop the manufactured perspective; none of us are "momentarily embarrassed millionaires".

Join us. To them, you're livestock.

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Stay in school, kids. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark ,
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What? I first read that it was 60,000 bees in the wall, and now you say it's 50,000? Next thing you know, some other rag'll report it's 40,000 before further investigation reveals it wasn't more than 20,000 — and that's before we hear from 10,000 poor, trapped bees themselves and find out it was really just a couple hundred drunk bumblebees trying to find their way home from the pollen bar.
Pfft.

littlebluespark ,
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The BBC said it was 60,000, but I was just being glib and referencing an ancient dad joke:

"What do you mean, you want to borrow $20? What could you possibly need $10 for? Why don't you ask your mother for $5. Fine, here's $1, now get."

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Leave it to low-effort mental midget management to pull a page from their elementary school memories and think "yeah, this'll work great on grown ass adults". 🖕🏽🤬

"I *know*; that's what bothers me." (from ***Tiny Dracula*** by Nathan Olsen) ( i.imgur.com )

I don't know much about Olsen other than he has a Danish-Norwegian surname and his art vaguely fits under the umbrella of 'LC.' Specifically, I enjoy the playful style he uses in his comics. More samples from Tiny Dracula here:...

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"LC"?

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Ah, yes, I recall seeing that term before when deep diving on Will Eisner back in the day. 🤘🏽

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Sorry, what?

littlebluespark ,
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I'm not sure I follow.

littlebluespark ,
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How about a nice cup of Liber-TEA?!!

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While I completely agree with your second paragraph and much of it deeply resonates with me, I gotta point out that "laid down their lives" is far too passive to describe what the average cop is doing at a scene like this.

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Cousin, we've been oppressed longer than Christians wish they were. 🤌🏽

littlebluespark ,
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Ain't nobody put the horse before Descarte.

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While technically not entirely man-made, the reservoir known as "Lake Oswego" was originally a mere channel. After the dam was built, the waters swelled to their current volume (+/-), and went through a few names before settling on "Oswego".

littlebluespark ,
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I'm not against Allemansratt, in essence, but "just expanded the lake" is both inaccurate and unhelpful.

littlebluespark ,
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Few writers are, AFAIK. Those that naturally spend lifetimes in other worlds rarely are, and yet one could safely assume that the majority would have friends. Maybe they focused on those dear relationships and simply couldn't spare any fucks for the punters. Who's to say.

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What happened to your tortillas? 🥹

littlebluespark ,
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Like an aging metal fan: the soul is dark and fed on snacks.

littlebluespark ,
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Sister community to /heyareyougonnaeatthat

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Ok, boomer. The 90s called to say you can keep "palooza" — even they don't want it. 🤦🏽‍♂️

littlebluespark ,
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More in line with bourgeoisie, the class term should be "parasitaire". Hell, it even has Paris in it. 🤪

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Ironically, "the 'Noid" and the whole campaign to avoid him (ie. 30 mins or less guarantee) cost the pizza delivery industry billions. Almost like the actual lesson should've been "didn't be a whiny bitch about your hot cheese cracker taking a reasonable amount of time to arrive", etc. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Can he be a ghoul in S02 of Fallout, please? 🤩🙌🏽

littlebluespark ,
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That's one plucky bovine!

littlebluespark ,
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The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far...

littlebluespark ,
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It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? 😶

littlebluespark ,
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His Jesus is still white AF. 🤮🖕🏽

littlebluespark ,
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Oh? This guy has black/brown Jesus pictures all over, then? Show me

littlebluespark ,
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Swap out "schoolboys" with "old fear-mongering pervs", and you're even closer to the historical truth.

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They didn't fail at genocide. That's not an absolute, it's a process. They may've failed at outright extinction most often (though some scattered empires of old would point out that they were destroyed by religion), but genocide is an inalienable aspect of every single religion known to mankind. Right up there with molesting children and blatantly plagiarizing "sacred" text whole cloth from other grifter "holy" men.

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"They" aren't anywhere near the first, mind you, and again: genocide describes a series of actions, not just the culmination (unlike "extinction", as I said).

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That implies that she was capable of multiple fucks simultaneously, and as anyone who's attempted such would tell you: that ain't happening. Only one fuck at a time, and all others are bonus; though the current fuck at any given moment could very well cycle throughout the options, it's a matter of focused attention.

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While I'm a fan of your namesake, there is no evidence pointing to her "literal" profession.

littlebluespark ,
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Or, an avid client... Therefore, not a safe assumption.

littlebluespark ,
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Pluralization.

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Your own semantic challenges are not proof of any confusion within the linguistic system itself, and while I can understand the allure of conjuring lurid imagery, this query now edges toward masturbatory and I'll leave you to it.

littlebluespark ,
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Probably ignoring your peasant ass for refusing to refer to her properly.

(Also, technically, she's been ash for centuries.)

littlebluespark ,
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Apparently, her legend persists and therefore too, her title.

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Your punctuation (lack thereof) is also in the hyperbolic running for causing the End Times, so 🤷🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark ,
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FFS. The bot trolls are getting lazy AF.

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People are not "constantly in the streets fighting", you nonce.

There is also more to "fascism" than simply "police state".

Are you purposefully stupid, or just lazy? Smart money's on you thinking your username was spelled with an "e" when it's correctly spelled with an "a".

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